AS an Engishman who currently owns many major US based companies I feel I must ask this.
I have noticed many attempts on this site to wind up and tease Americans.To their credit the Americans never seem to get wound up and are always very articulate in their responses.Just the other day i noticed one such reply "F**k off limey!" and was was amazed at the level of wit which shown.
Good on you chaps.Keep it up!
2007-10-17 02:47:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
You are as funny as Bernard Manning would be now if you dug him up and put him on stage.
2007-10-17 02:58:22 · answer #1 · answered by Bacon Double Cheese Burger 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Oh, one thing, we don't riot at our football games. No really, does USA have a lock on idiots? And, we don't have a patent on the word, 'America,' South and Central Americans, Canadians are part of North America. You can call me, 'Yankee, Rebel (Our Civil War type, not yours,) Cuz (Cousin,) Hoosier, Bro, Amigo, or many others types of USA American.
God Save The Queen, cheerio, Addios.
2007-10-17 10:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by peter s 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a young poet called sydney
who owned good old newton and riddley
with the rovers drank dry
could not understand why
his companies had gone all to squiddly
Keep smiling,its all good
2007-10-17 13:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by charlie 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What happened Sid? Did they kick you out of the Politics forum. Or did you come here to get a new audience?
2007-10-17 12:46:58 · answer #4 · answered by mnwomen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sidders old boy
such a wonderful afternoon
the sun has come out to dry up after the monsoon rain we have just endured
beastly hot though
ah yes
such devastating wit and repartee these colonial types what
you know just the other day i shouted -
boy, fetch me a stinger!
his response was
yes sir, in a moment sir, just coming as soon as i've severed the major sir
how we roared
of course the major put our drinks on his tab
damn decent chap
toodle pip
2007-10-17 10:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
take a look at (diogenes) answer and you will no how hard it is to wind up the Americans bangers & sqeak! hehehe I think he is winding you up pmsl.
2007-10-17 10:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by Muriel L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My thumbs are made of cheese which makes it difficult to pick up hot drinks
2007-10-17 10:26:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not only that but our food is better too! Bangers and squeak? Kidney pie? And don't forget Spam, it kept you Brits alive during the war.
2007-10-17 09:54:06 · answer #8 · answered by diogenese_97 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
A wise man does not let the fool dictate his emotions.
2007-10-17 09:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
As long as we get left out of the who Buggers the most sheep contest!
2007-10-17 09:54:22 · answer #10 · answered by One eyed pirate 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ah yes, my man Sid. Everyone here! Please look at past days' questions. Search for the ones asked by Sidney Vicious! Then you'll see what is he!
2007-10-17 10:38:36 · answer #11 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋