┘µ Can you write a little story about BREAKING NEWS on tv, re: a SPACE SHIP LANDING? You must include 6 of

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these phrases.
Nope, this is not homework. Just wholesome ,creative fun on YA.

1. The skies were ablaze with _________
2. The Pope stood on his balcony, squinting and _______.
3. Queen Elizabeth was heard to say, "________."
4. A small child broke free from his mother and was _______
5. For hours, all the airwaves from here to London were _____
6. Toot toot tootsie goodbye.
7. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were the first to _______
8. Psychic Sue banged on her tambourine and did what can only be described as an ancient fertility dance.
9. One of the aliens was heard to mention U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and Sunshine. Upon hearing this, Sunshine laughed and said, _________ .
10. This just in from the White House: ____________

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Answer 1

We interrupt “A Very Kevorkian Christmas” for the following breaking report, from ACTION IMPACT NEWS!

For hours, all the airwaves from here to London were filled with odd interstellar interference, not unlike radar signals. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were the first to decipher the signals, and gathered their friends and numerous officials from the Pentagon at a small parking lot outside a Walmart in Muncie, Indiana.

There, Psychic Sue banged on her tambourine and did what can only be described as an ancient fertility dance. Everyone else danced naked, save for bagels taped to their foreheads. Suddenly, the skies were ablaze with odd, glowing orbs.

The Pope stood on his balcony, squinting and telling Paris Hilton to do more pelvic thrusts. Queen Elizabeth was heard to say, “If it’s a Beatles reunion, I hope that bloody Yoko stays home this time.”

Moments later, the largest glowing orb landed on the pavement. A small child broke free from his mother and was immediately drenched in the intense radiation of what we can only presume was the Mother Ship. The hapless child was mutated into the 90s pop group, Hanson, whose career was going nowhere lately anyway.

This exclusive video footage shows the orb evaporating into a fine mist, revealing at least five dozen minute alien life forms inside. While most joined in the largely ridiculous yet oddly alluring fertility dance, one of the aliens was heard to mention U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon and Sunshine. Upon hearing this, Sunshine laughed and said, “You’ll never know just who you’ll meet through Yahoo! Answers.”

Another ship landed, and a robotic life form known as a Dalek emerged, bombarding the scene with pickles shot with machine-gun rapidity through a plunger-arm thingy. The aliens boarded their ship, taking Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Psychic Sue with them, presumably to create a new race of half alien, half human hybrids…not unlike the people you see in the Bay Area anyway.

Before ascending into the cold vastness of space, the Supreme Leader of the Alien Invasion force bellowed: “Toot toot tootsie goodbye”. The resultant propulsion of the alien ship from our planet ripped a titanic rift in the delicate fabric of space, causing gigantic upheavals across Earth, and rejuvenating sales of Hanson CDs. At least they were happy.

Alec the Dalek continues to unleash his megalomaniacal fury upon the hapless residents of Muncie, who are said to be walling themselves up in their own houses and playing old Kajagoogoo records at full volume, which is reportedly a deterrent for the robotic invader.

Whups! This just in from the White House: “Am I missing out on anything?” -- end quote.

Film at 11.

Answer 2

Just like everyone always remembers where they were and what they were doing when they heard that JFK and MLK had been assassinated, so did everyone know where on God's own earth they were and what perverted act or otherwise they had been engaged in when the aliens arrived. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were the first and only humans to admit that they only heard of the alien invasion a week later as they were not sober enough for it to sink in immediately.
The skies were ablaze with bright lights and The Pope stood on his balcony, squinting and making the sign of the cross to ward of the intruders. Queen Elizabeth was heard to say, "Hope we won't have to treat them like royalty or something?"
A small child broke free from his mother and was the first to make physical contact with the Aliens as they stepped out of their ship. The Aliens named him Adam.
For hours, all the airwaves from here to London were jammed and the only message being broadcast by the radio and television was 'Toot toot tootsie goodbye'. No one could decipher what that meant.
Psychic Sue banged on her tambourine and did what can only be described as an ancient fertility dance. She foretold what the future held for the future and it was quite interesting.
One of the aliens was heard to mention U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and Sunshine. Upon hearing this, Sunshine laughed and said, "I knew they were aliens on Y/A!".
This just in from the White House: President George Bush has described where the aliens landed as the new axis of evil. He said troops would be sent to uncover the Weapons of Mass Destruction brought in by the Aliens.

Answer 3

Rat-a-tat-a, rat-a-tat-a, rat-a-tat. [This just in from the White House]--rat-a-tat-a, rat-a-tat-a. The President has just declared Dodge City a national disaster area when several alien space crafts were reported landing at the Nuclear Plant at approximately 11:45 today EST.

[Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were the first to] rush to the scene and witness the amazing event. "[The skies were ablaze with] fire and brimstone!" Spears commented, while Hilton approached the alien's spacecraft in attempt to make contact by knocking on the door. Hilton sustained 3rd degree burns to her hand from the searing hot Titanium metal.

An hour later and still no signs of intelligent life, police called in telepathist Psychic Sue in hopes to make connection. [Psychic Sue banged on her tambourine and did what can only be described as an ancient fertility dance] while the crowd gathered in unison dancing the Rumba.

A very tall pale grey alien with large eyes exited the ship, singing, ['Toot toot tootsie goodbye'] throwing rose petals to the crowds . [ A small child broke free from his mother and was] reported having made verbal contact with the tall, grey creature.

[For hours, all the airwaves from here to London were] overloaded with frantic calls of distress or excitement and meanwhile, [the Pope stood on his balcony, squinting and ] praying a blessing for Dodge City and its inhabitants includiing a peaceful welcoming to the new inhabitants.

London's news corespondent, Sweet Polly Purebred, reported that [Queen Elizabeth was heard to say,] " Long live the queen," and bowed down to worship.


[One of the aliens was heard to mention U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and Sunshine. Upon hearing this, Sunshine laughed and said], "I don't think Dodge City will be quite the same again after today."



Answer 4

Sunshine made a want at the taking pictures big name. Why, I have no idea. How this all occurred, I rather might no longer let you know. But we generally tend in charge it at the big name. Of direction, no person ever had the hazard to invite her, given that by the point the tale had washed up at the beaches, good, so had she. The rumors that rotated those villages have been ridiculous... that each one ended whilst the captain confirmed up. He cleared the whole lot up, genuinely. And senile historic guy, or patchy historic sailor? Well, both approach, he cooked up a well story. "Ah, she's a bonnie lass. Well, used to be..." The historic guy bought a glazed seem in his eyes, evidently reminiscing approximately the younger Sunshine. Then, with a smack of his chapped lips, he introduced into his tale. "I knew she wasn't supposed for the ocean. But her father, he tells me, 'Take her to sea, Mr. Murdock. Let's stretch her legs!' and of direction, she used to be a beautiful lass, I wasn't approximately to show the person down... She can not even tie a rectangular knot, for heaven's sake! What well could she do on a boat? In any case, she ended up along the high-quality folks, voyaging around the ocean. "Of direction, earlier than lengthy, we hit a hard patch of climate. The hurricane raged, the waves crashed... I gotta inform ya... I used to be even scared myself. "I noticed the woman, that night time, because the waves crashed towards are shaky vessel and tossed us like a work of glide wooden. I take into account considering to myself, she's both very in poor health or is utilising inexperienced make up this present day. Well, certain adequate, moments later she referred to as out, 'Where're my dang nausea capsules?' and stumbled around the deck on wobbling legs. "Then, similar to that, I heard the cry-- 'MAN OVERBOARD!!' The entire team scoured the night time for the woman. Even weeks after that, I'd quite often discover myself staring at out onto the open water, part-anticipating to peer her blazing blond hair burst from the foamy rippling waves. I under no circumstances did. "And that used to be that. Eventually, the team moved on, however I realize I will under no circumstances omit that Sunshine. Just just like the historic widows quite often say, 'Love can contact us one time and final for an entire life.''