I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this
money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight."
The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
2007-10-17 02:06:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
INCOGNITO so what your sayin is all we have to do to make a woman happy is spend a bunch of money on her? Weird concept, I would have never thought of that ;-)
2007-10-17 05:19:14 · update #1
hahaha .. its simple babe =]
2007-10-17 08:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by angelicsnowbabii 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Typical men, they like to conquer and never enjoy the ride LOL. What a pitty men in general could have become so wise if they just want to spend some time with a women shopping, they will have her eating out of his hand.
Do you want to go shopping? That will take us sthe entire day hon.
Take Care
2007-10-17 02:38:56 · answer #2 · answered by INCOGNITO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 09:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One! lol Starts my morning off good - tx!
2007-10-17 02:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by rat racer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! Yes, that was a funny one.
2007-10-17 02:12:55 · answer #5 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Thank you very much for sharing! LMAO!!
2007-10-17 02:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-17 02:10:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. That's funny! I will have to remember this one..
2007-10-17 02:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by dee dee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Good one
2007-10-17 02:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too cute!
morning Tiger!=)
2007-10-17 02:13:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That's a good one.
2007-10-17 02:31:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋