Yeah...just read it, move along. Thanks.
No stars, either.
2007-10-17 01:35:12 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nope. Sorry, but you're irresistible.
Fame gettin' to ya, huh? Always hounded by your fans... never a moment's peace... you ask question after question after question, but we're just never satisfied, are we? Nope... there's just no such thing as too much Dalek... we always want more.
And then there's those annoying fans who always give looooooong answers. Do they really expect you to read all this!? I mean, who do they think you are? Do they think you're made of time? They probably expect you to answer ALL of your fan mail too. No respect at all.
And those nagging little stars! They just can't be ignored. You must know who starred and who didn't. It's like they're all calling out to you, vying for your attention... "Read MY answer first!"..."Pay attention to me!".. "No I'M the important one!"
And it doesn't stop there, 'cuz after all that you're actually expected to choose a best answer... to EVERY SINGLE QUESTION! Oh the humanity! (err.. uhm... Dalekity?)
And of course a Dalek's work is never done, right!? Because your fans also expect you to answer all of their questions too (*hint*). I mean, really... do they think you're some sort of machine just constantly oozing wit and charm and creativity?
And I bet you can't even leave the house without the press hounding you... "Mr. Dalek, when do you intend to ask another question about Fig Newtons?" or "We've noticed a distinct lack of the neighbor kid lately, would you care to explain?" I imagine it was fun for a while, but even exterminating paparazzi gets old eventually, huh?
And to make matters worse, you've been type-cast! God forbid you want to ask a serious question... I mean how are you supposed to function in life when the most useful answer you're likely to get for "How do I remove rust stains from my concrete patio?" is "Park the mother-ship on the lawn instead"?
But of course, you DO have options... you could always get strung out on really good drugs, spend all of your time partying while not wearing any underpants, shave your head, do a stint or two in rehab, lose custody of your kids, take out your aggression on parked cars and find some warped Youtube addict to weepingly beg the world to be nice to you... or you can fake your own death and spend the rest of your days hanging out with Elvis.
OR.. you can buck up, have another pickle, and ask some more questions, dammit, 'cuz we love you!
2007-10-17 07:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sigh. 3 hours I resisted...then I thought to myself..
"Self..since when have you EVER done anything the Robot wanted you to do?"
My self answered back.."Well Self..not one example comes to mind really. After all...our purpose in life is to drive the Dalek company to distraction so the Doctor can power them down."
"Good thinking Self," my self replied thoughtfully. "Perhaps if we write a long answer, then it would serve the grand purpose more appropriately."
"Hmmm doubtful," my self mused. "We all know the attention span of a Dalek. It's all 'exterminate' with a voice which really could benefit from a soothing throat lozenge.."
"Self, " I agreed, "So true. Oh well..perhaps in this case then, we will honour the Daleks' request and not answer the question."
"Well stated, self." I crowed with laughter. "That in itself will probably drive the Robot crazy."
Mwhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
2007-10-17 05:10:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brown
2016-05-23 03:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by hang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is this? A plea for answers and stars? Or are you actually serious? Oh well I feel like being a rebel, heres and answer and a star.
2007-10-17 06:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH I tried really really really I did but I'm also on my way to level 5 and there aren't many questions out there right now........I'm sorry, will you forgive me? If it makes you feel any better I wont star!
2007-10-17 01:39:20 · answer #5 · answered by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A star for you
2007-10-17 06:45:57 · answer #6 · answered by Doctor Who's Companion 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's like having one of those big red buttons and telling everyone not to push! PUSH! push! push! Star! Star! Star!
2007-10-17 02:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok - no star.....but I'm sorry, I have to follow through on ALL my urges, and that includes answering to this question... :D
2007-10-17 01:40:39 · answer #8 · answered by mamabear_45 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reverse Psychology works on me every time ♥
2007-10-17 02:07:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry but if it gets yahoo to fix their counting bug - then you are mine - there is no point (or 2 or 10) in hiding - you need to lay back and think of P&S
2007-10-17 01:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋