What other things are the government going to criminalise us for?

Question

I've just read this question

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag.E.tUCu.55BQ.8Ga4T9l04LxV.;_ylv=3?qid=20071017033823AALN5FI

and it made me wonder what other things, that are at the moment only frowned on, will be legislated against by the government.

Eating too much salt, sugar or fat?
Talking to passengers or scratching your nose while driving?
Looking at somebody a bit funny?

Blimey, the boss have you seen that leaked Home Office report as well??

Answer 1

Fresh air should be taxed, along with looking, touching and breathing.
You should be fined for f*rting (ruins the environment you see).
You should be put in the stocks for owning a car (its only 15 miles to the 'local' post office. WALK that's why you are all obese)
Drinking alcohol should be banned except in the house of commons of course. (We need to be drunk to think up all these daft laws)
Sex must be banned (will solve the housing shortage)

I went to Cuba 12 years ago and never believed we would live under more intrusive surveillance in our lives than the Cubans.
Then along came labour and changed all that.

Answer 2

Not agreeing with them or supporting their illegal activities.

Also, they will enforce Operation Daz, where the police can shoot anyone who isn't whiter than white, which screws me in as I tan quite well in the summer months, and may be a target since I'm usually going to the gym, carrying a backpack.

They will also bomb other nations because it's not OK for them not to have nuclear armaments, then for the non-existant weapons not to be found, whilst it's OK for said nations to have nuclear weapons and find them easily.

Lastly, they will enforce the Davina McCall law, where they will watch everything, everyone does, yet not themselves, and pay themselves tons of money which could go to the NHS, because it helps them protect us more, (I feel so protected, knowing that politicians are driving about in fancy cars, though saying this, it's good when they have convertables, 'cos it's easier to get a clear shot).

Answer 3

The goverment has already put forward a bill to ban photography in england! If the law is passed you'll need a permit to take photographs, otherwise it'll be illegal

Answer 4

Anything that they can think of that will be easy to administer and profitable,but of course nothing really worth bothering about that would rid the country of real criminals and anti social scum

Answer 5

The way things are going on Yahoo, not voting for the BNP.

Answer 6

Government will criminalize those who do not want to be searched and those who do not want to be wire tapped.

Answer 7

voting for the opposition party .

Answer 8

.....and make you change your underwear every day.