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as an Englishman who owns many major US based companies I feel I am in the position to ask this.
Many of the Americans that I own have smaller heads than normal people, I recently carried out a experiment in their huts and measured the heads of my Americans and found the diameter to be 46mm smaller than a normal person.Has anyone else found this?

2007-10-16 22:58:26 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Current Events

maxxp-WOW-you are a funny chap, my sides are splitting

2007-10-16 23:07:06 · update #1

HEAVYMETAL-hey Ive missed you, how are you doing?

2007-10-16 23:26:51 · update #2

SPARKLYARSE-tis cus i have worn it out, like a little maggot

2007-10-16 23:28:25 · update #3

29 answers

Why do the English have such bad teeth?

2007-10-16 23:01:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 13

Their heads only look small because they're a long way away. Ted had to explain this to Dougal.

2016-05-23 03:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by cari 3 · 0 0

You really started something with this one Sid. I still like the one about you being incarcerated better. You have really started reaching in your stories now.

2007-10-17 01:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by mnwomen 7 · 0 1

Why do British have rotten teeth?
As an American who owns major UK based companies I feel I am in the position to ask this.
Many of the British that I own have rotten teeth that would make camels look like models for teeth whitening products in comparison. I recently carried out an experiment in their huts and checked their teeth. Most of their teeth looked like Lebanon after Israel bombed them back to stone age. Has anyone else found this?.

2007-10-16 23:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 9 5

good morning sidders, and a jolly merry one it looks like being.
as i informed you yesterday, a great deal of the average american cranium is utilised to contain empty orifices, therefore the structure of the skull gradually implodes under gravity.
for a perfect example of an american with an empty head please allow me to point you in the direction of their president
George W
to further illustrate the empty headedness of these colonials, they elected him
ah well, time for a quick shant
chin- chin

2007-10-16 23:52:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

You really are an anti-americans bloke, aren't you Sid?

2007-10-17 03:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 1 1

Pinhead! Remember this next time you need some help in the world...You'll be crying for us with the small ....

2007-10-17 01:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by Brett C 4 · 2 2

Well that is a good question. Its all a matter of balance in the world we american men have the biggest penises in the world so therefore our heads are smaller to go with the natural flow of the world.

Cmon this is just a ridiculous question and people that was sarcasm.

2007-10-16 23:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by SS4 Elby 5 · 10 5

Sorry its not something i have ever noticed but now I will look out for this.

2007-10-16 23:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by LouLou 4 · 4 1

They'll be able to buy cheaper Hats..

Edit: Judging by some of the answers on here..
I wonder why the Americans are thought of as not having a sense of humour.......

2007-10-16 23:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by Andy F 5 · 4 5

Who is to say that we are the normal ones, perhaps our heads are bigger than normal.

2007-10-16 23:09:52 · answer #11 · answered by ********** 5 · 4 2

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