What will happen if Titanic is remade in India?

Answer 1

if titanic was produced in INDIA.... 1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship 2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain 3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya" 4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip 5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson 6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees. 7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would be running due to the cold weather condition. And last but not least 8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC

Answer 2

* The ship will be built cheaper.
* The ship will be build faster.

But, either:
The ship won`t sail at all, or
The ship will sink within 5 hours in it`s maiden voyage.

Reason - linguistic issues with people in India, who do not have a good enough command of the english language - so most likely will cause some fatal mix-up in instructions.

OR:
Whenever there is a malfunction, the captain will call support, get transferred to a call center in India, and end up getting instructions on how to use an inflatable life raft, because again they cannot make themselves understood.
Or he will be informed about the use of the Gold Support Plan, with 72 hours ignore guarantee.

Answer 3

1. Who would star in it? Hrithik Roshan & Asin 2. What similarities/differences would there be between the original and remake? Same story as it is in the original movie with Indian taste 3. Would there be any songs and dancing? Yes, can't imagine Indian movie without songs, AR Rahman would be the composer 4. Who would direct it? Sanjay L. Bansali 5. What else would there be to it, so it would be a total Indian movie? Indian supporting cast including Rajpal Yadav with a little cameo in comic role . . . and a very touching hindi song like "My heart will go on"

Answer 4

if titanic is remade in india :
the movie will be renamed "doobta hua pyaar".
there will be a song with the heroine dancing in the rain.
the villian will die immediately after he jumps into the water.
the hero and heroine will stay alive for many days in the cold water, while all other passengers will die.
in the end, the hero will find his lost parents (who were lost at least 20 years ago)!!!!!

Answer 5

you will have to capture the American spirit of determination and love first.

Answer 6

SHIP WILL NEVER START TO BUILT AS WHOLE MONEY WILL BE GIVEN ON COMMISION JUST FOR STARTING THE BUILD PROCESS....