needless to say you were mortified when....???

Answer 1

My ex-fiancee and his cousin broke into my house while I was at work and stole thousands of dollars in items to support their crack habits and my 6 y/o daughter walked in her bedroom to find her father had even stolen the sheets off her bed.

I was even more mortified when we went to court and he got sentenced to rehab and a year probation because "he stole from family and he's sick"!!!!!!!!!!

I was even more mortified when he was kicked out of rehab, failed to go to probation, tested positive for cocaine twice and heroin once, and only spent 15 days in jail for it.

I was even more mortified when the phucker re-surfaced in my life and tried to get visitation with his child he hadn't bothered with in 16 years who has been raised by my husband as his own. Thank God she was old enough to tell the court herself "I already have a Dad."

Let this be a lesson to parents who have children and then decide to give up their careers and families for drugs. This was a person whom I met while he was going to college, working, and had come from a nuclear Catholic family with a father who was a college professor. One hit and he was hooked. Now he's a certifiable scumbag.

Answer 2

Oh my goodness it really is an excellent tale!Why be mortified? in case you 2 finally end up married, that is one you may allow you to comprehend grandchildren,minus the about to do it section. "properly sonny, at the same time as me and your pappy become youngins we idea we were something else! Boy we went to have a constructive romantic n ight ot and we had candles and wine and flora each and every of the fixins! and also you comprehend what got here about? I stuck the automobile on fireplace attempting to gentle the dangnabbed candles and to top that the automobile rolled away, so now thaat your courting age, be careful with lit suits and appolstery!" Love my boy have relaxing with sussie tonight and save your eye oon the parkin brake"

Answer 3

aaaah I remeber it well. It was most embarrasing in year seven but since that time is far behind i might as well say. My trousers were ripped at the back. Someone told me so I pretended I'd known when I hadn't. I tried to repair the trousers. Next day, it was a Thursday, I had a nose bleed in tutorial and had to go to the toilet. Unknown to me anyone who hadn't known my trousers were ripped knew now. Went to Maths and pulled my jumper over my trousers this boy I used to like said, 'Are you trying to cover that rip in your trousers?' That was it. My life over. I've never worn trousers since.

Answer 4

When my friend, Allison told me not to eat the cake she brought to our company potluck, because she peed in the cake mix and shot boogers into the frosting mix.

She really hated her other coworkers. Thankfully none of them got sick off of it.

Hopefully she was joking about what she did. But I somehow doubt it. Especially considering how she relished watching them eat it all. That joyous little glint in her eyes.

Answer 5

When a woman at the supermarket the other day actually knocked me over grabbing the last packet of frozen peas in the freezer, hell rude!!

Answer 6

I opened the bathroom door and saw my bfs dad in the bath =[

Answer 7

iwas told when i was 14 i had a kidney disease and wouldnt live to see my 20's, i am now 37 married with kids.

stupid doctors.

Answer 8

I saw you in the nude !! haha nah I love ya Zaddi =]
xxoo

Answer 9

My vampire fangs went missing =(

Answer 10

Michael Jackson was suddenly white!!!!