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I've had a couple good ones. Once I poured a big cup of water into the toilet and made throw up noises. Another time I snuck out of my room a couple minutes before my mom was going to wake me up, got a cup full of boiling water, put it where my mom couldn't see it, said I was sick, and stuck the thermometor in there for a couple seconds. I want detailed stories... I'll be sure to pick a best answer!

2007-10-16 18:27:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I once told my boss I had to take a couple of days off to go be with my Dad after he had a heart attack. He hadn't had one.
Another time I told them that I had to drive to the other side of the state to take care of my best friend who tried to commit suicide. Ha hadn't, but it got me out of town for a week.
In high school, my parents worked an hour and a half away from home, so they were gone before I got out of bed in the morning. I would just stay home. The school would call them at work, and they would call me at home. All I had to do was tell Mom that I threw up and felt dizzy. The amazing thing is that I got away with it every time, with Mom being a nurse. I think that she knew I just needed a day off.

2007-10-16 18:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 1 1

What I do is I get my mom when she's asleep. That way, she'll be half asleep when I pretend to be sick and she'll just let me stay home so she could go back to sleep. If that doesn't work, I ask my grandma. If I cough just a little, she'll freak out and make me stay home. I love my grandma. =)

2007-10-16 18:38:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I got a day off of work for calling up my boss and telling him I had Leprosy and half way through the conversation I dropped the phone, making it seem I lost my arm. He laughed and gave me the day off for trying.

2007-10-16 18:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

first you have to convince everyone the day before how much you want to go into school/work the next day...
then cough at night so people can hear you
wake up...
fake cough and make voice raspy..
act like you are still willing to go...
say your not hungry...
then eventually say maybe i better not go...
aww but i really wanted to!!!

2007-10-16 18:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by rhaps♥dy 3 · 2 1

REALLY?..OK I FAKED DIARREA.SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN THE RESTROOM TEXTING AND CHILLIN AND RIGHT BEFOR EI WALK OUT I POPPED A FART BAG I BOUGHT LIKE 10 FROM THE ICE CREAM MAN..THEY STTTTTTTTTTTINK AND WORK GOOD
NO SCHOOL FOR 2 DAYS!

2007-10-16 18:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

fainting was out of school for 3 days bro

2007-10-16 18:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

lol oh boy i was alot worst than u lol i miss high school time..... i would call the school through realy service saying my daughter is sick she can go home lol i was the one who was sending myslef home lol oh boy i was bad!!!

2007-10-16 18:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've never done anything like this before but thanks for all the pointers.
I Cr 13;8a

2007-10-16 18:41:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

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