Can you compose a story with these?

Question

1) Itsy bitsy spider.
2) Four and twenty blackbirds.
3) If I only had a _______
4) The magical mystery tour.
5) traipsing through the woods.
6) Can it be? OH NO!!! It's the Big Bad______

# 5 is kind of a fragment!! You can leave it out or FIX it!!..Sorry!

Answer 1

Silva & Beans & Sunshine & Matt & Sarge & Kitty

"Ahhhhh.....The 60's "

The 6 would-be actors showed up for their first day on the set of the new Broadway play, " Little Red Riding Hood: From Here To Hell."
As they piled out of Kitty's 1967 V W van , she breathed a sigh of relief....... "Get out! Get out! This vehicle is vintage.....Just like me !"
Sunshine mumbled under her breath: "Unnskyld......Finnes det noen her som snakker ....hahahah......Hvordan har du det?"
Matt started giggling.......He loved it when she lapsed into Norwegian gibberish.
Kitty:"What in the HELL are you babbling about, you dumb hick??!!"
Sunshine gave Matt a passionate kiss and then leaned toward Kitty...." You're about as vintage as(2) Four and twenty blackbirds !!" She laughed as she pointed out an (1) Itsy bitsy spider that was crawling on Silva's sleeve.

Beans and Silva gave each other a head butt as Silva flicked the spider in Kitty's direction and uncorked a bottle of Merlot.
Kitty: "EEEKKEE!!!!" After she squeeshed the spider, she glared at Silva......." Do NOT pour wine in my VAN, you moron !!!"
Silva took a long sip...."Ahhhhh...Now THAT'S vintage."
Sarge started to play "I Want To Hold Your Hand" as Kitty started pushing everyone out of the van......"(4) The magical mystery tour is over!!! GET OUT !!!"

As they filed down the alley about to enter the side door to the theater, Sunshine spit out her gum and gave Kitty a hug...."Come on, Red! Let's give 'em hell!" Kitty shrugged Sunshine's hand off and turned to Matt....."You must have been OUT OF YOUR MIND to have left me for her!!"

Once onstage, the director, Penelope Simmons, quickly got everyone into costume.
Penelope....."Okay....Now Kitty.......As Silva goes (5) traipsing through the woods, I want YOU to jump out from behind that VERY large, VERY tall tree.....(Matt was playing the tree !!)
Kitty was NOT thrilled to be playing the villain....." And my bad luck just goes RIGHT on.... It NEVER ends!!"
Penelope:"Okay.People. Take your places.....Aaaaaaaaand
ACTION!!"
As Kitty did as she was told, Silva screamed out her line:
(6) "CAN IT BE? OH NO!!!IT'S THE BIG BAD WOLF!!!"
She yelled so violently that Kitty lost her balance in fright!!! She tripped over Sunshine, playing one of the flowers, and crashed into Matt. He in turn knocked over the huge screen serving as a backdrop! They both fell to the floor in a loud and painful heap !!
Sunshine,Silva and Beans laughed so hard they started crying!
Penelope screamed,"YOU'VE KILLED THE SET!!! YOU'RE ALL FIRED !! GET OUT OF MY THEATER !!"
Sarge calmly took out his trumpet and played "Taps" as they piled BACK into the van.

All the way to the unemployment office, Silva and Beans took alternate swigs of the Merlot as Sarge hung out the window playing " The Long And Winding Road."
Kitty looked in the rearview mirror and saw Matt and Sunshine huddled in the far corner. Wearing their tie-dye shirts and bellbottoms, Kitty couldn't help but get misty eyed as she began recalling the great days of the 60's.
Lost in thought and humming along with Sarge, she suddenly swerved and nearly crashed into the car in front of her as Matt's baritone voice boomed out:

♫ "Oh yeah!! All right!!
Are you gonna be in my dreams tonight ?! ♫ "

Sunshine chimed in:

♫ " Love you, love you, love you, love you... ♫"

And then Kitty surprised everyone by finishing the song:

♫ " And in the end..... the love you take....... is equal to the love ........you make ♫"

Ahhhhh.......the 60's.

Answer 2

The itsy bitsy spider was traipsing through the woods taking part in the magical mystery tour. The spider came upon an unusual sight! He said "Can it be? OH NO!!! It's the Bid Bad King who had four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie. And there is the pie! If I only has a web, I would trap the King in it. Being only an itsy bitsy spider, his web making skills were not fully developed but this was a magical tour and when the spider began trying to make a web it turned out to be the biggest web any spider every made and it trapped the King completly. The spider then wished for a fork to open the pie and mysteriously a fork appeared. The spider opened the pie and freed the blackbirds who vowed to protect the spider for the rest of their days.

Answer 3

WHILE TRAIPSING THROUGH THE WOODS one day on THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR, I happened up on FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS. They were all after this one little bug. IF I ONLY HAD A camera. That ITSY BITSY SPIDER was a tap dancing toe tapping little maniac trying to keep out of reach of those blackbirds. It easily put Fred Astaire to shame. But, CAN IT IT BE? OH NO!!! IT"S THE BIG BAD Do Do bird! Now look who's doing the toe tapping tap dance.

I know.....Lame.....But not bad for 10 minutes. LOL

Answer 4

X 1) Itsy bitsy spider.
X 2) Four and twenty blackbirds.
X 3) If I only had a _______
X 4) The magical mystery tour.
X 5) traipsing through the woods.
X 6) Can it be? OH NO!!! It's the Big Bad______

So there I was, taking the magical mystery tour, traipsing through the woods. I saw an itsy bitsy spider, and four and twenty blackbirds.

Then, all of a sudden, can it be? OH NO!!! It's the Big Bad Alien Squadron! Five Bulger fighters coming toward me! If I only had a full complement of missiles!

"Threat board a.i., soldier me!" I shouted. Then, I was my battloid, laserhead was my head, and handgun was warm and blazing in my long metal right hand. POW-POW-POW-POW-POW! Yucky red alien blood burst from the cockpits of the alien Bulgers and spilled onto the meadow. Slowly the Bulgers crumpled into the green green grass.

Then, I started to rock, left and right. Was it an earthquake? There was a bright light... and the voice of an angel...

"Lieutenant!" a hand was shaking me awake. "Lieutenant!"

I opened my eyes. The nurse was standing over me. "Time to debride that leg wound of yours."

I groaned. Pain, she was a-coming.

Answer 5

The itsy bitsy spider hopped on to the last of the four and twenty blackbirds. If only I had a set of wings, he thought, then I could lead the magical mystery tour through the skies. Finally, he jumped off and landed on a cute young girl with a red cloak skipping through the woods. The last words he heard were, "Can it be? OH NO!!! Its the Big Bad _______!"

Answer 6

I can't complete a story with these
But will write a poem with greater ease.
I don't expect to win the prize--
Itsy bitsy spider, get out of my eyes!
Four and twenty blackbirds
Sing songs that need no words.
If I only had a slide-show viewer
To see the magical mystery tour!
For the map to the place does me no good.
I get lost, going traipsing through the woods.
Can it be? OH NO!! It's the Big Bad Cup of Joe
Down my throat that keeps me from sleep.
I can't even sleep counting sheep:
I see a vision that really bugs:
Those sheep sip coffee from their mugs!

Answer 7

If I only had a weapon!! Here I was unarmed and on the trail of the Black Mamba. A most notorious and fearsome gang of rapists, drug dealers and killers. I had been on their trail since they killed Marvin, my partner. I was finally at their sinister den of evil, led there unwittingly by one of theirs. Naturally, their abode was at a desolate part of town near the docks. I watched my quarry closely, following him like a shadow and ducking constantly for cover.
He stopped by the house with a furtive look behind him and then reached for the brass door knocker and hit the door with it. Someone called out, "Identify yourself!"
"Itsy Bitsy Spider!" he said and the door flew open. He went in and the door closed behind him. I needed to get in there. If I only had a weapon.
Another member of their crew came to the door as I kept in the shadows. "Identify yourself!" came the voice again.
"Four and twenty blackbirds!" he said and the door swung open. He went in and the door closed again. I began scratching my head. How do I know what password to use? Did each member have a different one? Could I use the same one those other two had used? I sat patiently watching and waiting. About ten other gang members came separately and went in using the same two passwords. I think the ranking determined which of the passwords applied. The younger looking members were 'itsy bitsy spiders' while the more notorious gang members were 'Four and Twenty Blackbirds'. I considered myself in the league of the latter. So I knocked, identified myself and the door was flung open. I found myself disorientated immediately. The dimly lit hall was filled with the nauseating smell of cigarette fumes, sweat and stale food. It was like traipsing through the woods on a dark night. I began a search for their boss. imagining myself to be on what I termed The magical Mystery Tour, I found my way to an inner chamber where I saw him playing poker with a group of seven other men.
"Identify yourself!" said a giant of a man who suddenly gripped my shirt.
"Four score and Twenty Birds!" I said in shock
"What?" he asked tightening his grip
"I meant Forty Flying Blackbirds and No wait! Twenty-Four blackbirds!" I said. I noticed by this time that the den of robbers had gone deadly quiet. You could have had a pin drop.
"Bring him here!" ordered the boss. "Oh, well. What do we have here? Can it be? OH NO!!! It's the Big Bad Cop come to avenge his partner!" and he roared with laughter.
"I am not alone!" I said to him. "You are surrounded! Drop your weapons and everyone lie flat on the ground!" I was not sure if my bluff would work. But just then we had the sound of sirens. Thank God for little mercies. They was an immediate stampede by the gang members to get away and they forgot about me in the mad scramble.

Answer 8

At a crossroads the Easter Bunny thought.."take the long way or take the toll road." Hey! he thought..I am the Easter Bunny surely they won't make me pay the toll on Easter." So off he hopped taking the short cut. Arriving at the toll bridge he hopped up and looked at the attendant hopefully,"Three dollars",said the attendant.Three Dollars!!said the Easter Bunny,last time I was here it was 50cents "you can't be serious" The attendant (who didn't want to be there any whey) sighed softly "why is this happening to me? I must deserve it" Three dollars bunny, or I'll turn you around. I can't believe you are gonna charge me "Easter is supposed to be a Happy day." "snap out of it! Bunny..pay or turn around.the attendant said. Meanwhile as traffic was backing up over the bridge.(As this was taking awhile) the supervisor came out and said"whats the hold up? Whats going on?" Well..this bunny won't pay the toll and he's holding up traffic! said the attendant. You mean to tell me you are CHARGING the EASTER BUNNY. "well yes, said the attendant. " Go ahead Mr.Bunny I'll pay your toll..you just be on your way.Don't forget to stop at my house! Said the supervisor.The gate went up and the Easter Bunny thought as he went on his way...LIFE IS GRAND...

Answer 9

♥♥♥♥♥

Marvin and Beans sat together on the bench, looking out at the scenery. Marvin and Beans had spent the day together in the City as they did sometimes, seeing as how they were great friends, and neither had a significant other.
They sat in the shade, eating ice cream, and observing all of the roller-bladers as they skated by.
"Look over there," Marvin said to Beans, motioning to the two guys in the corner by pizza shoppe at the end of the block. They were sharing a doobie. "Looks like they're fast on their way to the going on the (4) MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR." he said.
Beans laughed, then said, "Well, not for long. Look, here comes the local Fuzz." And she pointed towards the side street parallel to the shoppe.
As the Officer approached the two men, taking notice of the illegal activities, Marvin laughed and said, (6) "CAN IT BE? OH NO!!! IT'S THE BIG BAD__ Sergeant!"
Marvin and Beans laughed, as they watched all of this go on.
The one man dropped his blunt and mouthed the words, "Oh *ef*** me!" knowing he was caught.
"Duhhhhh!," said Beans laughing, mocking the unfortunate law-breaker, and mimicking him interjecting comments over his words to make funny sentences. (3) "IF I ONLY HAD A _ brain, I wouldn't have lit up, Officer!."
"That's no excuse young man, you're smoking a doobie in broad daylight! Outside the Courthouse no doubt you stupid F***" she continued, adding in words for the Officer. "But it's for medicinal purposes, Officer, i have a case of the 'Roids and it helps me relax!" she continued, mocking the man as he flailed his arms in a huff.
"I'm sorry young man, but an itchy bum isn't reasonable cause to break the law, you and your friend will have to come with me!" Beans said, continuing, mouthing words for the Officer.
Marvin sat there laughing along with Beans' impressions of the men.
The Officer radioed someone then took out his handcuffs, and the second man made a break for it, running as fast as he could down the avenue. The Officer began to immediately chase after the second man who had begun to run away.
"Ohhhhhhh!" shouted Marvin, "Dude! Beans! Look, a live episode of "Cops! This is better than Court-TV!"
"Look at him run!" said Beans in amazement. "Run for your life!" she hollered towards the man, "Avoid that 3rd Strike my friend!"
As they watched the on-foot chase, Beans added, "Oh how dumb. He's taking a turn through the park. Look at him (5) TRAIPSING THROUGH THE WOODS......and the hot dog vendors!"
"He'll NEVER make it!" added Marvin laughing. "All the City Officials are on their lunch break. The Park is FULL of police!"
Then the Officer leaped and tackeled the man. Beans and Marvin laughingly said, "Ohhhh!!"
Marvin stood up and motioned like an Umpire, "Safe!!!" he said. Beans started laughing.
A gaggle of pigeons went flying through the air, having been disturbed by the ruckus.
Marvin added, "(2) FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS just got the shite scared out of them!"
Beans laughed, as the Officer yanked the suspect to his feet, handcuffing him. "Let's go moron," mimicked Beans, as she did another impression of the Officer;

Just then Marvin tugged on her sleeve. "Look, Beans, over there!"
Being so focused on the chase, they hadn't noticed the first man as he attempted to follow along with his friend and make a run for it as well. He had run inside the pizza shoppe, being followed by the other Officer, and had run up to the second story and climbed out onto the ledge.
In front of the Pizza Shoppe were several squad cars, a fire truck and a gathering of Officers as well as spectators.
The first suspect was trying to shimmy down a drain pipe to avoid arrest when he got his shoe stuck in between the pipe and the wall.
"What does he think he is?" mused Marvin, "The (1) ITSY BITSY SPIDER?"
"Oh wow," added Beans, "This is much more funny then the first guy."
Then she took a lick of her ice cream, and began mouthing the words for new scene playing out in front of them.
"This is the police," she said, adding in the words for one of the Officers who was holding a bullhorn. "We have your stupid as*ses surrouned. Come out with your hands up!"

Marvin chuckled and let Beans continue with the ad-libbing. It always made him laugh when she did that.


♥♥♥ The End ♥♥♥
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