.....an alien! One of them had been accidentally left behind. He was kind of cute--looked like ET. He spoke to Leileth in fluent Spanish. He explained they had been studying our planet for some time, and learned our language by watching “Telemundo.” He asked, “Donde esta el bano? I could comprehend Spanish better than I could speak it, but I knew he was asking “where is the bathroom,“ so I pointed him in the right direction. Then, I picked up the snacks and drinks for the party.
As I was about to leave the store, I saw “E.T” standing by the door. I asked him if he had any place to go, and he said, “No, Senorita.” I hated to leave him alone, with no place to go, so I invited him to come along with me to the party. He said, “Senorita, I have been listening to the others in the store, and I have now learned to speak English. Pardon me, but I notice you have horns, and the others do not. Why is that?” Leileth answered, “___________
2007-10-16 17:52:23
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answered by soupkitty 7
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On her way to the party, she__ snagged the tail on someone's fence. "Oh drat!" she said, as she tugged on it to loosen it from boards. But no matter what she did, the tail would not come loose. She tugged, and pulled, and pushed and yanked. Suddenly, she was so angry she yelled, "COME ON darn you!!" as she yanked the tail with all of her might.
The tail came loose, but only from the back of her pants. She fell to the ground, embarassed. The tail was still hanging from the fence, and now she was dirty and had a giant gaping hole in the seat of her costume.
"I can't go to the party like this!" she exclaimed, "What to do, what to do?" she thought as she looked around for something she could use to replace the tail.
In the middle of the street, she noticed_____________.
2007-10-16 16:29:53
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answered by Anonymous
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...was abducted by highly religious aliens, who took one look at her, screamed, dumped her back on the ground, and shot away into space.
Leileth picked herself up off the ground, unaware that she had just saved Earth from an alien invasion, and muttered to herself, "That was weird."
Continuing to the party, she saw a convenience store, and decided to buy some drinks & snacks to bring to the party. As she entered the door, she was surprised to see ______...
(Next person continue)
2007-10-16 16:37:08
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answered by jackalanhyde 6
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"I got the horns when I got married."
It was true. She had been a normal little devil, bouncing along, carefree, until she had ultimately met Nosferatu and agreed to marry him. Then, on the very first night of wedded bliss, she had said, "Nossie dear, are you gonna leave your pants tossed over that chair?" and then Bang! Instant horns.
She sighed in blissfull memory. Then, revery pushed aside, she -----
2007-10-16 18:26:16
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answered by Cheese 4
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