Will there be more cars or pickup trucks at your funeral?

Question

One measure of a redneck. Do you know others?

Answer 1

If you have to take the wheels off your house, you might be a redneck.

Answer 2

Haha, how old is this guy? If he is an unemployed guy in his mid twenties or older, sitting at home with his parents and playing video games when he should be out making the bacon to be able to provide for, or contribute to supporting a family some day, then no thanks, I'll pass. But if he's a teenager, I wouldn't expect him to have a nice car, as they don't usually make money as a full time high school or college student without mommy and daddy's help. Or if he is older, but he is a frugal person, who is set on keeping that car until he has saved up enough money to buy a new car later, or to make a down payment on a home or something, then that's a smart guy, who I'd want to be with for having good financial smarts. Or if he chose to spend the money on more important things like going to grad school, or whatever. So I guess it depends. If he's motivated and has his head in the right spot, then I would definitely date him. If he's just a lazy butt with no goals to do anything with his life, then what a boring loser.

Answer 3

well I dont consider myself to be a redneck, but I think there will be more trucks at my funeral than cars....just a guess.

I live in the country, yes, but this does not make me a redneck.

I read this in a redneck handbook my friend showed me a few months ago, "Southern born and Southern bred, and when I die I'll be Southern dead."

You know your a redneck if your washer and dryer are on your front porch.

You know your a redneck if you have two mud pits, one in the front yard and one in the back.

You know your a redneck when your wife and your girlfriend are best friends.

You know your in a small town when you can't walk for exercise because every car that passes offers you a ride.

You know your in a small town when Third St is on the edge of town.

You know your in a small town when you help your neighbor paint his house and he helps you paint yours.

You know your in a small town when the city limits signs are only a mile apart.

Answer 4

I hope that more people than machines show up at my funeral. It's really unlikely that machines like cars and "pickup trucks" will be sentient by the time I die anyway.

If vehicles are sentient (like Kit on Knight Rider) I hope that some really nice vehicles come to my funeral.

Answer 5

Well, first off I'm going to have my casket under a giant glass dance floor and everyone will be partying and what not. And then they'll raise me up from the bottom while the song Spirit in the Sky Plays! Back to your question... probably limozines because I'll be very rich and famous and a bunch of my famous friends will come.

Answer 6

Yeah. When your roomate at college says, "Ya'll just gotta come take a look at this before I flush it." And it ain't just the trucks at the funeral, it's the ones with the huntin' rifles hangin' on the rack in the back window. And the green rubber boots have to be left in the hallway, and you can't bring your beer in.

Answer 7

Cars. Small family and not lots of friends. Good, I hope that means that I am not a redneck. Here is another one: During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

Answer 8

Trailer

Answer 9

Harleys

Answer 10

Motorcycles!