2007-10-16 14:40:11 · 21 answers · asked by Kentucky Dave 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I pulled back me eye-patch, grabbed 'im with me hook, poked 'im with me wooden leg, handed him a piece of eight and a doubloon and me parrot shat on 'im!
Here's the worst joke I ever wrote, it totally didn't work and I've resurrected it just for this question:
Q. What do seafaring wenches do to keep in shape?
A. Pirates (but pronounce it like "pilates")
Thank ye fer comin' aboard!!! Now prepare to be keel hauled!!
2007-10-17 03:14:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when I was a kid we would sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall in our best pirate voices! LOL it would go on for hours (which is probably why my mom is on medication now) LOL I don't really talk in my pirate voice anymore, I retired it when I started dating!
2007-10-16 14:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by in His image 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk like a pirate day was weeks ago
2007-10-16 14:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take me to Long John's! Aaaarrggggh!
2007-10-16 14:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo ho ho and no bottle of rum. where 's the pieces of eight
screw the parrot and there's no money in the treasury!!
2007-10-16 15:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Blow Me Down, Me Bucco.
2007-10-16 15:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Avast thar me 'earty's
2007-10-16 15:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"lilly livered landlubbers"
"Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey."
that's what i assume i'd say all the time.
2007-10-16 14:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Arrrrrggg Matey!"
2007-10-16 14:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk the plank!
2007-10-16 14:42:59 · answer #10 · answered by shrebee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋