people what they do for a living, noone ever says " I make toilet seats" or "I put the plastic pieces in pop bottle caps"?
Can you think of more jobs no one ever claims?
2007-10-16 12:17:16 · 9 answers · asked by Heatherlikesleather 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dental hygienist--I suck spit for a living
Dare care worker--I wipe boogers for a living
Sanitation engineer--no one ever says trash man
Dog groomers
?Why do people who mow lawns and plant grass for a living always lie and say they work construction. ive only heard one person call it landscaping and thats not even what it is.
Manure Inspector
What they do: Wade through farming manure, inspecting different kinds of animal waste to make sure it is free from contaminants. By checking the manure, these scientists make sure that the harmful materials do not spread to infect vegetation, animals or consumers.
Orangutan-Pee Collector
What they do: Collect and analyze ape urine to study factors that effect their reproduction. The work involves tracking down apes and laying down large plastic sheets or attaching plastic bags to poles in hopes of catching adequate samples to analyze.
Dysentery Stool Sample Analyzer
What they do: Study stool samples from diseased humans who have experienced diarrhea from a disease-causing microbe. The analysis allows these scientists to develop intestinal diagnostics to ease those suffering from the disease.
Semen Washer
What they do: Take semen samples under microscopic observation to study their sperm count, then spin, separate, add preservatives and freeze the samples for in vitro fertilization.
Carcass Cleaner
What they do: Clean corpses for display using one of a variety of cleaning methods. This may include immersing the body in boiling chemicals, placing maggots or beetles on the carcass, or picking off the leftover flesh.
Fistula Feeder
What they do: Study how the insides of cattle work. To do this, they deplug the fistula, an opening to the bovine intestinal system, and take samples from the forestomach to test their digestion and reaction to food additives.
2007-10-16 12:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by meka g 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Make Plastic Barf, Work on Elevators, and Cleans out Porty Pottys.
2007-10-16 12:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Dokken Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No I say basically 25% of those questions are expert problems... Theres alot of fakers. "i'm a youngster mom at 14" "I even have had intercourse with 30 men" "i'm a pop megastar in Spain that gained the lottery" blah blah blah, I hate fakes
2016-10-09 09:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trash collector, plumber, canner, TV game show host
2007-10-16 12:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mop boy at the peep show
2007-10-17 02:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I clean out cess pools for a living would not be something I would want to say!!
2007-10-16 12:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Collecting yucky stuff from thoroughbred horses.
2007-10-16 12:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I box tampons. Or I'm a salesman for trojan condoms.
2007-10-16 12:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I pick the garbage up for waste mangement"
2007-10-16 12:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋