keyboard while using the internet?
2007-10-16 10:24:12 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
geekacides...however, it can easily be cured with a geekadectomy.
2007-10-16 10:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you stand a 76.45% chance of contracting "Starry Eyed Stalker Syndrome" --- It is a down loadable visual virus that jumps of the library screen directly into your Cerebellum.
I will force you to find out every bit of info on hot stars like Brad Pitt, Charlize Theron and Rosie O'Donnell. You will track their every move and when ever they will be within 1,000 miles of you .... you will be forced to go to that location, blather like a idiot for 15 minutes then pass out.
2007-10-16 10:34:59 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carpal tunnel, and arthritis from typing too much, and the usual flu, colds anything contagious.
To fend off viruses always wash hands after typing on a public computer and do not stick your fingers in your nose, ears or mouth until after you wash them.
Drinking emer-gen-c (vitamin drink) daily really helps me build my immune system and I have't been sick all semester.
2007-10-16 10:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by deathtoariel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dell-Packard syndrome - the main symptoms are twitchy hands and a slight sweat when away from the keyboard for a while
2007-10-16 10:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by scooter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah, the TV said that head phones have about 20,000 bacteria while the library toilets only have 2,000 bacteria stuff in 'em.
2007-10-16 10:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the same you can get in most public places
anything from the cold to chickenpox!
depending on how strong your immune system is
then theres the rare things to do with muscles and sitting round for too long etc
2007-10-16 10:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bookworms.
2007-10-16 10:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by *Fletch* 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
carpal tunnel syndrome
2007-10-16 10:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by Josh M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aids is transmitted through the web.
2007-10-16 10:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by Punkass aka AlFranken allthetime 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Book worms.
Edit: CRAP! Somebody already said it, now I don't know what to say... frickin' Ebolla. Pfft!
2007-10-16 10:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋