I want to look sexy and sophisticated at the same, cos I reckon Jezza's dead fit.
BTW: the episode I'm on will be called "I put my babies in care to go on holiday....but I'm not a bad mum!!" Keep an eye out for me :-)
2007-10-16 08:32:59 · 39 answers · asked by Ms Minger 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Reality Television
Doobie, Alsanja, Gartom and Bex have all said what I was going to say.
Don't forget to march on the stage shouting your gob off and throw in a few swear words for good measure. It also helps if you look slightly pis*ed or stoned as well. Oh yeah and when the audience boo you don't forget to say "Whatever...You lot don't know me" and take a chavvy mate for back up as well.
2007-10-16 09:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Beaver Diva Sue ♥ 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
Trainers and tracksuit bottoms are a must have, and your T shirt should be short to expose your pregnant stomach (I mean everyone knows all females on Jeremy Kyle HAVE to be pregnant). A tatoo is perfect, get one on your arm with your cheating boyfriend's tag name in a heart and another one round your tummybutton. No bra and make sure your top is white with a stain on. Don't forget da argos bling innit. As for hair, Croydon facelift ;)
2016-03-13 00:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reckon you should go for a nice oversized t shirt...if you start wearing it now...it'll have that "lived in" look!!
Then I'd go with a marvellous pair of tight leggings..oh, and don't shave those legs, I think Jezza mightn't be able to control himself as it is...!
I'd finish the whole look with a pair of trainers..no socks, just good ole massive trainers..oh, and If you've not got one...draw a tattoo on your ankle....something classy like an anchor!
I'll be surprised if you get on the show...Jezza'll think it's his birthday!!
Good Luck!
2007-10-16 08:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by Toots 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You should wear your brown and pink floral long sleeved top. The one that button right up to the top. Wear this with your stripy, multi coloured leggings and Reebok Classics. For added effect that Burberry cap you nicked er sorry bought will look amazing.
Don't let anyone tell you that you did anything wrong, you are entitled to take a holiday with any man you choose and not have to take the bl**dy kids. They only get in the way and spoil it for everyone else with there whinging.
2007-10-16 08:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by claire 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Get six pack and a tracksuit. Along with some blingin' jewellery
2007-10-16 12:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by Fusion 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think what you did was disgusting personally, how could you do that to your children? I could NEVER put any man before my kids especially not to go on holiday!
I hate Jeremy Kyle anyway, but he is married and i doubt he'll look at you twice!
2007-10-16 23:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Sali90♥ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I've laughed so much at Dobbie, Gartom and Bex that I can't think of anything else to say!!!! you can't even have a *** hanging out the corner of your mouth anymore because it is against the law!!!!!
2007-10-17 03:10:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow! and your proud to admit to going on Jeremy Kyle = good for you! Hope you get a snog from Sir Jeremy ;-)
2007-10-17 02:15:14 · answer #8 · answered by Elaine D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doobies about got it right, but don't forget to wear several gold chains, with at least one freaky gold clown!
Rings on every finger, no just one ring per finger mind try and get at least 4 on at one go.....
Earrings, hooped must be at least the size of a melon.
Last but not least make sure you have your kids names tattooed on your forearm, you might forget what they're called whilst on holiday! lol
Great question!
2007-10-16 08:43:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
just wear somethng simple like nice smart black trou with heels and a sexy low cut top...
fabulous...jezza will be mad not to ask u out for a date!
2007-10-16 08:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋