2007-10-16 07:58:11 · 9 answers · asked by `♥•Debbie here`♥• 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
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Only raise your hand when
you want to sharpen your pencil
or go to the bathroom.
Repeat every ten minutes.
Never raise your hand
when you want to answer a question;
instead, yell, "Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!"
and then, when the teacher calls on you,
say, "I forgot what I was going to say."
Lean your chair back,
take off your shoes, and
put your feet up on your desk.
Act surprised when the teacher
puts all four legs of your chair back on the floor.
Drop the eraser end of your pencil
on your desk.
See how high it will bounce.
Drop your books on the floor.
See how loud a noise you can make.
Hum.
Get all your friends to join in.
Hold your nose,
make a face, and say, "P.U.!"
Fan the air away from your face,
and point to the kid in front of you.
On the last day of school,
lead your classmates in chanting:
"No more pencils!
No more books!
No more teachers’
dirty looks!"
Then, on your way out
the door, tell the teacher,
"Bet you’re looking forward
to summer vacation this year.
But I’ll sure miss you.
You’re the best teacher
I’ve ever had."
2007-10-19 06:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by kaitlyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk into class half an hour late. Or better yet, sit on the side of the room opposite the door, knowing that you will have to get up and leave at some point during the lecture, and then walk across the front of the room while your professor is talking.
2007-10-16 15:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by eyeheartnaps 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, I can tell you that some of the ways mentioned didn't work at the 2 yr community college I went to, had several profs that told you that there was not to be any leaving early or arriving late, and the same ones also didn't mind calling you out if you tried. Remember you generally don't outsmart a prof. Also, recall if you really make these people hate you then the part of your grade, not based on letter grades is up to them. OH and the real way to piss off any professor, when they make an error in lecture,or in class session anytime call them on it, it gets them irate. promise.
2007-10-16 15:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by tishajan72 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FART!! Simple as that!
What you'll Need-
5 Cans Of Beans
3 broccoli Florets &
8 cans of coke.......oooooo!
2007-10-16 16:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by That guy.... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welllllll this my own personal experience.u just take an ink-pen filled and then take it to side &then sprinkle it very slowly sothat he doesnt come to know.after that see the fun u will have
2007-10-16 15:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by friend 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friends used to hum really loud. u might think its boring but when you try it they always get really worked up.
We did it on several teachers and they used to get really mad and stop the lesson all the time trying to work out who was dong it but they never found out.
Try it! lol
2007-10-16 15:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sing out loud during a test
2007-10-16 15:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Appear to not pay any attention, then ace the exams.
2007-10-16 15:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by jimmymae2000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
show up in class. my prof hated that.
2007-10-16 15:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋