and found me sitting in styrofoam popcorn just wearing a man thong and pasties?
2007-10-16 07:39:19 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"return to sender"
2007-10-16 07:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well its probably not the sellers fault. I would expect it has left the UK, because being recorded, it is internally tracked by the Royal Mail. For example, onces its recieved at the post office from the seller, the post office has to sign for it. Then the postman who takes it from the post office to the sorting office has to sign it off. The sorting office then has to sign it off to the dispatcher; in your case the people at the airport. So, your items probably in Canada. However, it might not yet have been unloaded or is still in Customs. So you need to chase up the Canadian Postal Service, because the seller can only track within the UK. Good luck. I'm sure it'll turn up sooner or later.
2016-05-22 23:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream, then laugh, then wonder what the heck you were wearing a thong and pasties for...then i would try to get out of you all you remembered about the person who did this horrible unspeakable (funny) thing to you!!!
2007-10-16 07:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd close the box back up, and call the post office or which ever company delivered it and asked them why I was delivered a live male human being in a man thong.
2007-10-16 07:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ethen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on two things
1. How long were you in the mail and are you still alive.
2. If you were still alive would I have to give you artifical
resperation.
If it were the second and then I had a look at you I would fall on the floor and die laughing.
2007-10-16 07:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by Mommiedearest 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh and hope you are ok....considering I live way out in the middle of nowhere and I don't get my packages delivered on time ever;)
2007-10-16 07:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by wii_rock_6 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After I stopped laughing, I would offer you some clothes to wear and then offer you a cup of coffee.
2007-10-16 07:43:46 · answer #7 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to return you. Interesting though..... Maybe I could get a good price for you at the meat market. LMAO
2007-10-16 07:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by f1mudvayne29 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Close the box and leave you in a busy road. Now, If you were a girl..
2007-10-16 07:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by A friendly Jihad 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cook you an authentic Italian dinner.
P.S. I am sure you will be hungry after days in that box. Maybe you would eat my food finally?
2007-10-16 14:27:17 · answer #10 · answered by Bella ♥ Italiana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be scared and kick you in the groin untill you passed out. Then send you somewhere else
2007-10-16 07:44:16 · answer #11 · answered by Lizziebanne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋