Would you offer your baby to him to raise?
2007-10-16 07:01:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
i would have no choice, but who's to say he's not the baby's father since i'm alone in the woods as it is!
2007-10-16 11:26:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If I had a baby in the forest and I was dying,,I know Sasquatch would stop by...and everyone knows the bigger a person is the gentler he is..so sure, I would just put my baby in his arms and ask him to stay with me 'till I was gone....You could tell by the way he held the baby how he would take to raising it..
2007-10-16 07:26:35 · answer #2 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you out of your mind? Have you ANY idea the serious hoops he would have to jump through. First there is the criminal records check along with the Vulnerability sector check. Then there is the intensive home study, financial status, not to mention that he would have to take a parenting course and a psychological evaluation to insure that he was ready for the task of parenting, especially if he is alone. If he has a wife she would have to undergo the same scrutiny and thorough screening, as would anyone over the age of 18 in his home. Then it is still up to the judge to decide if that is a good placement for the infant...I am afraid that being the 'shy' creature he is, and not even the same race, if he didn't back down the judge would place the infant in a more 'accommodating environment, like say...maybe...Rumpelstiltskin!
2007-10-16 08:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well if i was crazy enough to have a baby in the forest and then have no way to be rescued then i guess there wouldn't be a whole lot of options available and since i would want the baby to at least have a chance of survival I reckon Sasquatch will have to do
2007-10-16 07:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by k s 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have I met this Sasquatch before? Why is my baby with me if I went to the forest to die? How many refs can I check on this alleged Sasquatch before the eternal being clicks my oven timer?
2007-10-16 07:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by Lex 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Heck no. Everybody knows that Sasquatch is a raging alcoholic and chronic gambler. I would stuff the baby in a bear's den. If mama bear was hibernating, she wouldn't even know.
2007-10-16 07:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO, I would throw it in the water for the Lock Ness to raise! Or hide it behind the tree for the Easter Bunny. Or put it in a tree for Smokey the Bear!
Because EVERYONE knows that the Sasquatch is just a urban legend!
2007-10-16 07:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by me4tennessee 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
If I had a baby in the forest or anywhere else it would be a bloody miracle mate!
2007-10-16 08:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ian M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't trust him, I would like for a Mama Bear to raise my baby instead.
2007-10-16 07:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by Bondgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be too far gone to make that decision. I am dying. One seems to lose contact with reality in that case.
2007-10-16 07:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋