2007-10-16 06:48:17 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.
The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
2007-10-16 06:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
and I was 2 !
2007-10-16 09:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when all of a sudden I woke up and realized that my bro's thought it would be hilarious to take me, while passed out, to the restaurant that I work at and deposit my lifeless, passed out body in the walk-in cooler!
Lesson: Don't drink Patron tequila unless you are sure you will remember to lock the door to your room.
P.S. Anyone know where I can find a new job???
2007-10-16 06:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by SCSU/AMA Junior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freezing! I awakened at like 3 interior the morning 'reason it became pouring out. It became sunny that day, and at the instant, that became weird and wonderful. yet yeah, it became genuine chilly. I fell asleep with my window cracked open too
2017-01-03 18:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u wrap up in a blanket instead of staying cold?
2007-10-16 06:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was cold last night;
A butterfly looked away.
Your light writes my life...
2007-10-16 06:52:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to break out the long johns.
2007-10-16 06:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mom was cold last night.
2007-10-16 06:54:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tis' the season..I have been getting chilled at night! Need to start doing something to keep warm..
2007-10-16 06:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Now, I feel sorry for you. I am cold, too, but I just feel miserable for you even more.
2007-10-16 06:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋