One evening Joe says to his wife Linda, hey maybe you should wash your underwear in Slim Fast--in might take a few inches of yer butt! He chuckles and thinks he is realllly funny. Linda just sits and ignores it. Next morning Ol Joe gets a pair of shorts out of his drawer and shakes 'em out--poof there is a cloud of dust. He hollers, Linda why did you put talcum powder in my shorts? She answers calmly--I didn't--it's Miracle Grow. Is she a great wife or what??
2007-10-16 06:32:04 · 19 answers · asked by lilabner 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
My X once said to me here's a bag of donut holes, eat 'em all it may fill up the little holes in your legs--I didn't have holes in my legs or dimples.
2007-10-16 06:40:29 · update #1
Loved it!
I assume you have had experience with this?....LOL
2007-10-16 06:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by dragon 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
In a similar vein. Pat decides he wants to appear well educated so goes in to buy some newspapers. "I will have The Times, The Telegraph and the Observer thank you very much my good man." He said in his poshest English accent. The shopkeeper says, "You are Irish aren't you?" Pat asks how he knew. "Cos this is a chippie."
2016-05-22 23:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes around comes around! LOL
2007-10-16 06:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed out loud at this one and emailed it to some friends. Thanks for a great laugh, I needed it.
2007-10-16 08:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by curious connie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, we needed that. I read it to my husband and he got a good laugh out of it too. Thanks.
2007-10-16 10:21:07 · answer #5 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When love goes, it gets really bad huh?
2007-10-16 07:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
We can count on you my boy to lighten the mood. Good on ya.
2007-10-16 06:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It's very funny I starred for my friends to read thanks for the funny joke.
2007-10-16 06:57:49 · answer #8 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang good thing the wife wasn't lookin --- CAREFUL ! !the skivvies you save, could be my own.
Great afternoon pick me up -- thanks ;0]
2007-10-16 08:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny...I like that...
2007-10-16 06:56:06 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋