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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too.

Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan."

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."


go yankees!

2007-10-16 06:16:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anthony C 6 in Sports Baseball

13 answers

omg thats so funny lol

2007-10-16 16:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by Janet ♥(YFFL) 7 · 0 0

There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan.

These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend.

Both men accepted the challenge.

That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend.

Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him.

She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

Cheers and have a nice week ahead :)

2007-10-16 15:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by Larry L - Hi Everyone :D 6 · 0 0

The Red Sox are simply the younger brother, that always wants to measure-up & outdo the 1st son (and hates themselves and everyone else, because they NEVER CAN). They Yanks are the older brother, that doesn't even waste time thinking about that contrived imaginary rivalry.

Red Sox Nation is nothing but a bunch of people that hand-wring over everything/anything... and talk about their team's not being good enough, while secretly believing themselves to be God-gifted and Chosen. Right now, they're throwing Wakefield under the bus, ready to blame everyone (when Francona & New England media can't figure out how to win another game, beside having Beckett start...). And I'm not giving hints, here!!

Go... Cleveland.

2007-10-16 13:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

i'm happy the red sox got dyska and not the yankee. he has not been good in post season and red sox spend 100 million dollars on him. so red sox fan could shut up about yankees buying championship they're trying to do the same thing right now. red sox fan you're EVIL too!!

2007-10-16 14:51:12 · answer #4 · answered by goldie p 2 · 2 0

Ok... So a little boy is in a court room because there is a custody hearing. The parents are divorcing and the judge is trying to decide who should get custody of the boy. The boy says "I dont want to leave with either, they both beat me." The judge asks the boy "then who would you go like to live with"? The boy replied "the Yankees, they dont beat anybody!" Insert whatever team name you want, but I thought since you were bashing the Red Sox then I would bash the Yanks. GO TRIBE!

2007-10-16 13:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by josh_huth 3 · 0 2

Yeah Well Instead of Bashing the RED SOX, Try to save the Job of Joe Torre, A Rod, and Marinano Rivera.

2007-10-16 14:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by tfoley5000 7 · 0 3

That's great! The new dynasty is forming. Yankees in '08!

2007-10-16 13:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by Personal Insult 3 · 0 0

This is a joke that has been used as the little girl being a Yankee Fan also.

Can we bash you too??

2007-10-16 13:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by ♥redsoxfan♥ 4 · 1 0

LOL Go Yankees. Stupid Dead Sox.

2007-10-16 13:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by Vwgirl18 4 · 3 0

I hope they're enjoying the rest of the postseason from their couch cuz they suck

2007-10-16 15:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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