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I had sex 3 months ago, and haven't had a period since....I know i am pregnant cause i have morning sickness, and i can feel that i'm getting fatter.....how do i break the news to my girlfriend? she's gonna kill me..i knew i should have worn a condom...

2007-10-16 06:09:02 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

61 answers

She's going to be devastated. Are you sure it's hers?

2007-10-16 06:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 15 0

Go and sit in a darkened corner of the house for a week in the fetal position rocking gently back and forth, mumbling incoherently to yourself. Won't make any difference but at least it keeps you away from Y! Answers.

2007-10-16 06:21:03 · answer #2 · answered by Kev 7 · 2 1

haha.. if only men could be the ones to get pregnant!!

well wait until she says shes feeling less attracted to you because she has noticed you letting your self go by getting fatter.. and then brake the news.. where she will then run away like a fool.. like men tipically do to thier women

2007-10-16 06:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 1 1

She'll probably be relieved that she's not the one carrying the baby for the next 6 months.

2007-10-16 06:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

OK, first off share the wealth with every one whom answered the questions for knowing that your girlfriend knocked you up! Tell her she needs to keep it in her pants from now on, well never mind your already doomed, HAVE FUN NOW! LMAO LMAO LMAO

2007-10-16 06:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm assuming you're a guy because you said YOU should have worn a condom, and you're trying to be funny. It's not working, btw. Why would your girlfriend be pissed? You're a guy, having a kid! Do you know how much money you'll be getting?

2007-10-16 06:12:24 · answer #6 · answered by I love my baby boy! 5 · 8 2

I'm way confused. You think you're pregnant, right. Then later in the question, you want to know haw to break the news to your "girlfriend" . What is wrong with that picture? Am I the only one missing something here?

2007-10-16 06:14:20 · answer #7 · answered by RobV 2 · 2 3

You have to confess all if you are truthful now there may be hope for you too! If you want to keep the baby i wish you the best of luck you need to do whats right for you and the welfare of this unborn child go to your GP asap, and get it confirmed.

2007-10-16 06:14:10 · answer #8 · answered by lucinda_8882004 1 · 1 2

Take a pregnancy test or see a doctor you could be carrying a million dollars around!!!!!!!!!! If not get on a diet and stop stressing

2007-10-16 06:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda B 2 · 1 1

If you are a guy you are a medical miracle . Go to John Hopkins medical center, or maby Stanford. They would love to study you.

2007-10-16 06:14:20 · answer #10 · answered by Big Will 4 · 1 1

Hmmm. Would you have been able to wear a condom if you're also the one that's now pregnant??

2007-10-16 06:13:37 · answer #11 · answered by Rayne 2 · 3 1

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