in class i was masturubating, ii was the only one in there and a teacher walked in. what would you have said?
2007-10-16 05:59:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
do you mind? this is a private party!
2007-10-16 06:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickly swing from the chandelier and fly out the window onto your horse and then hum your theme song - Master Bator Man - as you ride away - (music increasing to a blast).
No awkwardness necessary. You planned to get caught. You simply have a very theatrical approach to your sexlife.
(on the serious side - I worked in schools years ago. One lad was sent to a mental hospital for masturbating in the library. While there he found himself adopted by older patients who fondled him and got him in trouble with the staff. He was drugged up and didn't even recognize his family when they came to visit. I don't know what happened to him after that.
While most educators of today wouldn't react so harshly to this sort of behavior, there are still some, and some in power, who would - do you want your life in their hands (pun))
2007-10-16 13:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by charlie k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello sir or madam, it appears you have caught me in a most delicate situation. Perhaps you could step outside for a moment, in which time I shall finish my business, then I will leave and you and I will exchange awkward glances for the remainder of my time in this school. Cheerio!
2007-10-16 13:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by Rick H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Asked the teacher to join!
2007-10-16 13:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by priyabrata d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny,what were you masturbating to emaganation or your teacher,Dont say nothing if your teacher askes you were adjusting your self,or you were sticken needed to fix it..Unless you had it laying out ;then you were just straight busted ;an appoligize mite be at hand.Just dont shake your teachers hand if you do appoligize ....LOL.....
2007-10-16 13:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by Tina T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming this really happened, and you're not "pulling a fast one"...
I wouldn't have said anything, 'cause I wouldn't have done it... I'd've gone to the bathroom to do it!
What *could* you have said?
Any number of things, many of which could have seen you arrested, or, at least gotten a date... ;)
2007-10-16 13:16:28 · answer #6 · answered by jcurrieii 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she was a female (and Hot) and you're a male ask her if she would like to join you after school at her or your place to go over your home work!
2007-10-16 13:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by ><>JHF<>< 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the teacher that you medically must do it every few hours or you will explode.
2007-10-16 13:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by tarie75 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's called being a guy & being young but I would have said sorry excuse me.
2007-10-16 13:03:54 · answer #9 · answered by Marilyn C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a teacher myself, I can only imagine...
2007-10-16 13:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by SC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, now I am really convince this is all a joke...where r the moderators?
2007-10-16 13:01:48 · answer #11 · answered by Erica F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋