2007-10-16 03:22:19 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
asta la vista baby!!
2007-10-16 03:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Capture him in a jar and carry him every where.
Eye for an eye.
Every time someone cut me off in traffic...I'd grab the jar and scream obscenities at him and take it out on him.
If I had a bad day @ work...I'd come home and tell him what a piece of lazy sh!t he is and sit around and drink beer till I was stupid...just like he used to do me.
Every once in a while when the ***** bug was sleeping I'd shake the jar just out of meanness.
For all the times he accused me of cheating....Now whenever I had sex I'd make his little peon bug @ss watch.
I'm sure I could think of more things.
2007-10-16 03:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've read if you spray a bug with hairspray, it's legs stiffen so it can't run. I don't like killing things - even a bug. What I usually do is pick them up with a tissue and flush them down the toilet. We have a septic system. Somehow, I think swimming in sh&^&* would be the best place for him.
2007-10-16 03:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Lioness 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd turn on the vacuum cleaner.
BUT~!
I wouldn't suck him up...I would
just follow him with it....that noise
would be 100000 times louder
to a bug. After I've cornered the
s.o.b. I'd pick him up and gently
RIP off one leg and watch him limp around.
After watching for a while, it would be time
to RIP off another leg. As he tries to walk...
he hears my booming laugh as I find it rather
amusing that he can only walk in a circle.
I can hear a faint cry of bug~pain....it's him!!!!
I then say....
"Baby, I'm sorry...I'll never do it
again..you know I love you...pleeezzzzzzzz
baby, you know I don't mean to hurt you....
you're my world".
(how was that?)
2007-10-16 03:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by ANewLife 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would put boric acid all around her in a circle and then when she walked across it she'd get it on her tentacles and then she'd lick them and get very thirsty so she would drink some water and then she would go back to her nest and explode and then her babies would eat her exploded body and they would explode too... wait a minute, we do this to bugs? How cruel.
No actually i'd let her live with herself as she has done. How happy could you be as a bug.
2007-10-16 03:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would squish him with my boot like the disgusting germ carrying cockroach he was when he was human sized...
As it is I am actually hoping he dies slowly and painfully of syphillis while listening to bagpipes.
But I have nothing to say to him. Except maybe, try it again now, you small, sniveling druggy and I will have you locked away for the rest of you natural oat sowing life.
Sigh.. I feel better now :)
2007-10-16 03:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would gently pick her up and put her in a box. Then ship to her mother.
I had the power to crush her at her strongest point. No need to trample on a weakened form.
2007-10-16 03:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many times are you going to ask this question? I think you’re probably up to a dozen times by now, if not more. What are you so obsessed with this scenario?
By the way, I think Greg's answer is right on target.
2007-10-16 03:29:43 · answer #8 · answered by kp 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I`d start dancing, spinning and OOOPPSS, i just killed the bug, poor buggie, I am sorry for you but my life goes on.
2007-10-16 03:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in a jar in the house and make him see the love and happiness I deserve and now have with someone else :)
2007-10-16 03:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by jlonva 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would say, "Oh my God, I am a nutjob who is now hallucinating and can't let go of the past, and I will probably ruin every relationship I ever have toting all this darn melodramatic baggage around like an idiot!".
2007-10-16 03:26:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋