How do I go about becoming a mad scientist?

Answer 1

well

1. you have to get a REALLY REALLY big office
2.Spike your hair up and get some SEXY goggles for your eyes!
3. Go get a bunch of liquid and put it all together
4. GET MAD!!!!!
5. put it all together
6. MAKE IT BLOW UP!!!

Answer 2

Go to Mad Scientist School?

Answer 3

The recommended course is to first become a scientist, then go mad. Madness can make it difficult to get through grad school.

Once you have that PhD you need to find a project that will change life as we know it, in ways not to everyone's liking. An unkempt appearance and an assistant with severe scoliosis and an Eastern European accent will enhance the effect.

Answer 4

I happen to have asked myself that same question at age 6. Watching the bugs bunny cartoons and the mad scientist mixes the colored solutions and it fizzes and changes color again and again. Always wanted to know how he did it. So I decided I'd learn to be a chemist. You dont need to be a chemist to be a mad scientist, actually that kind of stuff is old-skool chemistry.
But first off, go to college and get a degree in a scientific discipline. Then develope an idea of what you wish to accomplish that everyone says is impossible or crazy, such as people once did with flying, or splitting atoms. Then get to work. Remeber, its very important to cackle when discovering something, or figuring out a means to accomplishihg a task in your goal. Then once you have created a few "mad" things, join the mad scientists society. And remember, cackling is the key to sucess. Muahahahaha, muahaahahaha. and remember people will laugh at first, but when you've shown them the amazing feat of creating the automatic cuticle groomer / leapord atomizer, then who will be laughing? Muahahaha, muahahahahaha...you will... Muahahahaha muiahahahahahaha.

Answer 5

Very interesting.
1.Well, first you would want to get some sort of chemistry set to set up in your basement. The more bubbling and oddly colored liquids the better. If they can be smoking too...well, that's just extra points.
2. Then you would want to get yourself some sort of apprentice/assistant who you can boss around and mistreat. You should name him something like bosworth or igor.
3. You need a white labcoat, thick glasses, and hair that sticks up all over the place. It would be even better if you could have one mechanical hand with a glove on it that you take off every once in a while and tap the metal fingers on a table.
4. You must come up with a plan to take over the world. This is very important...I think you cannot be a mad scientist without one of these plans.
5. Lastly, you should talk about your plan a lot with bosworth (or igor) and then laugh a long evil laugh while there is thunder and lightning outside. (You could also just download storm sounds onto your ipod and play them at key points so that you don't have to depend on the weather.)

I believe this is pretty much it. Good luck!

Answer 6

I discourage you to be one, Its an Untidy Job. Be a MATH scientist, a little cleaner job, chock and blackboard, you only got eraser to to clean-up....Unless you feel to specialize in Pottery, go ahead it s a good business for collectors...that's A Good Source of More Penny... Kenny!

Answer 7

First take some science classes so that you can be a scientist.

Then get yourself a girl friend who keeps cheating on you, and in no time you will be "mad".

Answer 8

First you need to wear really thick glasses and put on a really frizzy wig, and put in fake horrible teeth to make you look mad! LOL Then just do lots of crazy experiments!

Answer 9

Steal someone else's mental meds and overdose, then your brain will be loopy, spend 48 straight hours in a darkened room listening to ACHY BREAKY HEART till you are completely insane, then get a degree in Biological sciences....easy huh?

Answer 10

Scientist part - Study real hard at school and go to university
Mad part - think you're already there!