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--my sock puppets like oatmeal

2007-10-16 00:36:19 · 35 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

35 answers

Aww, yer mother wore combat boots!

2007-10-16 02:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Toe jam, you smell bad, take a bathe in the washing machine, twice, that whole you have is big enough to drive a Mac truck through.

2007-10-16 00:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Put a sock in it yah cotton ball!

2007-10-16 00:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by Calm 4 · 1 3

socks

2007-10-16 00:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

"Guess what? You're not real! Ya like that?! Truth hurts dudnit?! That's right you're not real! You're just my little jackoff rag that I pretend to make love to 3 times a day! You are a worthless piece of cotton, a spooge rag in fact!"

2007-10-16 00:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

Go get socked

2007-10-16 00:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Angel Unaware 7 · 2 4

Your breath smells like Foot Jam.

2007-10-16 00:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

Wear it on your foot for 10 days.

2007-10-16 00:38:59 · answer #8 · answered by bgee2001ca 7 · 1 3

Why did you escape from my dryer? Get back in here or I will force you to be worn again!

2007-10-16 00:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly 4 · 2 2

Oh go get "darned" you holey piece of cotton!??

2007-10-16 05:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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