If there was a real zombie outbreak, whats the first thing you would do or would go to?

Answer 1

My son says we should go to the hospital or blood bank and load up on pints of blood to throw at the zombies if they get too close and we need something with which to keep them occupied. Of course, we would already have our flame throwers and all the firearms we could carry with us. Food, water and medical supplies are already in the Humvee. :)

Answer 2

Go get a copy of 'Worst Case Scenerio: Zombies" lawl. All the answers you will ever need.

Other than that, break out the guns and the canned food after boarding the windows and the doors.

BTW, are the 'Night of the Living Dead' slow zombies, or the freaky 'Day of the Dead' running zombies? Makes it difference...

Answer 3

Lock up my apartment building.

Let's say we all agree on the following:
1) Zombies are only killable through total dismemberment or terminal brain damage (e.g. a 9mm skull fracture,baseball bat or machete/ax to the head,etc.). They can't drown or be killed by bleach, per se.
2)Zombie-ism is only transmittable via bite/scratch/ sharing of bodily fluid, etc. Thusly, if a zombie is tossed in the city water supply...he won't die. But neither will the city become zombies by drinking the tap water or showering.
3)The zombie order of priorities is feed on living people (drink warm blood), then make more zombies ( a happy co-incidence...if you're living dead),then everything else.
4)Zombie-ism is permanent and irrevocable.
5)Zombies lack cognitive ability: problem solving, comprehension, strategy & tactics, and force comparison are all beyond them. One zombie versus 100 humans, or 100 zombies versus 1 human is no different in their eyes.
6) Zombies are un-killable by any means except as listed in item #1
7) Anyone who is presently (or likely to become) a zombie is no longer in your residence

Ladies and gentlemen, lock up your dwelling! If all of the above is true, then whether you live in a house or an apartment building, the zombies can't get in. Eat the cold cuts, eat pasta, eat the cats, eat Spam, eat one another... sooner or later, all the zombies will go to where the easy food is at. If you're not easy food, they'll go away...sooner or later. Take advantage of this time to get to where more people are. Malls and apartment buildings are probably your best choice.

If you live in an apartment: You're golden. Apartment buildings present many advantages. Namely:
1) People. More shooters or ax-men means fewer zombies.
2)Food. For every Spam-sucking glutton, there's Rice-a-Roni conserving old person/ paranoid who can be convinced to feed the group in order to preserve their own safety.
3)Water. Bathtubs hold lots of H2O. 15 gallons per apartment time 30 apartments = 450 gallons. Enough to keep 15 people alive and well for a month. 15 apartments is a *tiny* complex!
3a) If, at the end of 3 weeks, all the zombies are still outside... *you* are the easy food! Throw the old people to the wolves and run like hell, preferably in armored vehicles.
4)People part 2: More people means more abilities. More plumbers, artillerymen, grocers, former soldiers, convenience store owners, philosophers, geniuses, parents and kids, etc. The more people and talents you have to draw on, the more likely you are to survive. For example, if you live in the same building as a high-wire trapese artist, or a high-steel construction worker, the easier it is to get food from the market on the next corner.

I await the debate for my first rebuttal.

Answer 4

Get a LOT more ammunition, go armed and in a group to stores to get foodstuffs, medical supplies, clothing, etc. Then go further up into the mountains than I am now, to a remote area, since it would be easier to defend, if the zombies even got that far.

Make sure that anyone who died near us was cremated immediately.

Answer 5

I'd actually get on a plane and fly to a deserted tropical island surrounded by shark-infested waters. I think it'd be very nice, waiting in comfort for everybody else to be eaten, and if zombies tried to swim onto my land they'd be chomped up.

Answer 6

As a zombie: follow the scent of brains.....

As a normal non-zombie girl: see if my cats are zombies and my boyfriend in the next room... then grab my bb gun and plop in my kitchen window as a sniper and shoot zombies running amock! Also must resupply my cookie stash...

Answer 7

check the news on television for updates. lock my front door down and barricade it with furniture. board up the windows. keep a basball bat handy. look outside my place and see if theres any zombies outside

Answer 8

Try to find out where the zombies were and drive away from them real fast? I'd probably take my elephant gun, too. :)

Answer 9

I would head to the nearest Wal-Mart Supercenter and camp out in the sporting goods section. Plenty of weapons and ammo there.
Wal-Mart has everything you need to survive....and at everyday low prices :oP

Answer 10

What you mean IF?

At least one third of the people on the highways drive like they are zombies and about one half of the people I work with.

It is too late, we've been overrun by them.........