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Tell your mom that you want to go live with daddy and stay with him for about 11 years because by the 11th year he wouldn't be here anymore.

I miss my dad.

2007-10-15 18:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by Maria 4 · 4 0

Super Bowl winners for the past 30 years!! I'd make a fortune!

2007-10-15 18:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by grouch2111 6 · 1 0

Go practice your drumset. It's what you're gonna be doin for the rest of your life, so ya might as well be good at it.





Oh, and dont eat the dirt from the playground.

2007-10-15 18:31:01 · answer #3 · answered by musicchickie94 2 · 0 0

Dont hit Lynn Hasler with your toy gun! She didnt mean to break your 45 records. Damn, 1968 was a long time ago.

2007-10-15 18:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Dont become a dreamer like me..People call you Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind in the end.

2007-10-15 18:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by seshu 4 · 2 2

Don't wipe your boogers on the wall. It's gross.
Don't forget to flush.
Don't buy man thongs, your future wife will die laughing when you strut out into the bedroom.

2007-10-15 18:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would tell her enjoy this very moment and play as much as you want, because when you grow up, it's no more play time and all about "BILLS". : )

2007-10-15 18:29:35 · answer #7 · answered by ME 5 · 1 0

Don't fall in love until you're 20.

I'm serious.

2007-10-15 18:28:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

to spend more time cultivating friendships with other kids instead of spending so much time making up stories about the pretend friends i had when i was that age.

2007-10-15 18:27:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

enjoy every second of your childhood coz someday you would wish you were younger

2007-10-15 18:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by nicky 2 · 0 0

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