No! Dalek you fool, you've doomed us all!!
By squeezing the Charmin, you've summoned the undead corpse of the dreaded Whipple-Zombie.
And I'm sure the first thing he's going to do is reanimate all his commercial friends!!
*banging on door*
Oh no! What's that!? AAAH!! It's the little old lady from the "Where's-the-beef" ad!!
(muffled moan from outside): "Where's the braaaaaains?"
*looks out window*
And over there!! It's that Mikey kid from the Life Cereal commercial ... Oh NO! He really WILL eat anything!! He's EATING old man Jenkins!!
He likes it!! HEY MIKEY!! STOP THAT!!
Wha ... What's that music?! Is that ... Is that the Dr. Pepper guy?!
*army of zombies approaches while singing*
"I'm a zombie, he's a zombie, she's a zombie, we're a zombie ... wouldn't you like to be a zombie, too?"
2007-10-16 11:38:41
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answer #1
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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Squeezing Mr Whipple or Mr Wiggly... what's the difference?
2007-10-15 19:17:52
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm under 40 and I heard that Mr. Whipple ran away with Mrs. Butterworth!
2007-10-16 11:49:19
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answer #3
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answered by Lady J 4
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Yes, I grew up watching Mr. Whipple and don't forget the Tidy Bowl Man.
2007-10-15 18:08:42
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answer #4
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answered by Mo 7
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I'm under 40, and Mr. Whipple is Dead. That dude was old when I was a kid.
2007-10-15 18:10:57
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answer #5
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answered by RiverGirl 7
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Hahahaa!!!
Yes...I think it is safe to squeeze the Charmin now. Actually, all things considered, I think it has always been safe to squeeze it. I mean...did he really look like he could put up much of a fight if it came right down to it???
I think not.
Btw...I am under 40 (just BARELY) and I caught the reference!
2007-10-15 18:14:28
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Try squeezing Mr. Whipple. Maybe that will bring him back to life.
2007-10-15 18:09:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Uhm, yes. It's perfectly fine. Squeeze away.
I mean it's not like the Jolly Green Giant is standing in for him and intends to crash through the western wall of your house and confiscate your cat just because you maliciously squeezed the Charmin...
So go ahead. Get squeezin'.
2007-10-15 22:27:34
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answer #8
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answered by sueflower 6
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I thought I saw Mr.Whipple in the "Home".
But I would use caution on that squeezing idea,lest the Charmin Mama Bear takes issue with that too!
She strikes me as a sleeping dragon type...
2007-10-15 18:24:44
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answer #9
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answered by t_blond_chick 7
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Obviously the bears had issues
with Mr. Whipple and decided to
squeeze him instead !! Thus they
now have the charmed Charmin
commercial spot !!
2007-10-16 06:48:00
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answer #10
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answered by iambettyboop 7
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