2007-10-15 17:56:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I feel I should ask before I invite him and Nosferatu both over for dinner........
2007-10-15 17:57:05 · update #1
As Bill Hicks once said, the last thing Jesus would want to see is a cross. I wonder if he would be repelled by a crusty piece of garlic bread? If not he might say, "Here is my body that I share, nicely flavoured, with you". In any case, he already has transformed his followers into vampires by getting them to drink his blood.
2007-10-15 19:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by Shona L 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, theoretically Jesus should be impervious to a vampire bite. Maybe the vampire would turn into a dove instead.
2007-10-16 01:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by ironclownfish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anychance we can make that a Kryptonite Crucifix??? That we we can keep the Vampire Jesus and Superman away!
2007-10-16 01:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
as a vampire i should tell you people. you are misinformed about those crucifix or garlic bullsh*t. and i personaly feel very angry to the mankind. why are you always trying to kill us. what is your problem with us. cant we just live in peace?
2007-10-16 23:59:02 · answer #4 · answered by tale 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was Jesus and not a vampire, I still would be scared of that cross!!! OUCH!
2007-10-16 00:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anathema!
2007-10-16 00:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by Mo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, probably not...
and I'm guessing a stake through the heart would only last three days, huh?
2007-10-16 05:49:21 · answer #7 · answered by sueflower 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Someone would make a lot of 'silver' off of it..thats for sure.
2007-10-16 01:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please ,no
Jesus will never be defeated by a vampire & i hope Jesus destroys the crap out of Mr.Vampire.
Don't mind my answer,plz
Namastey!
2007-10-16 00:58:50 · answer #9 · answered by Rick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think he would be immune to crucifixes
2007-10-16 01:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋