A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
2007-10-15 11:51:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
haha ouch... thats soo wrong but so funny.. lol
dont burn hillary though! lol
2007-10-16 06:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by angelicsnowbabii 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 07:33:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I'll chip in 2!
2007-10-15 14:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by 100% Italianಌ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
2007-10-15 11:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heeheeheeheehee.....
2007-10-15 11:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by mamarat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL best joke ive ever heard..
2007-10-15 11:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha. Lol
star for you.
2007-10-15 11:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Alejandra 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
best damn thing I've heard all day......I have a gallon to give.....
2007-10-16 07:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by missy b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry it didn't make me laugh at all.
But it's because it's probably too mature and grown-up for me so I don't really get it.
2007-10-15 11:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by Kinzi 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Lol. I like it!
2007-10-15 11:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Violation Notice 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋