wat the hell do i do??
2007-10-15 11:30:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
cut the cheese... the gas will knock it out...
2007-10-15 11:33:58 · answer #1 · answered by I Can Count To Potato 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Negotiate a treaty, tell the monster that it can stay, but only if it promises to clean your room, make your bed, do your laundry and say nice things about you! Don't forget to offer the Monster a reward for good behavior, such a allowing it to watch HD TV and maybe even walk your dog if you have one. Explain to the Monster that it now has an opportunity to get rid of all those skeletons it has hidden in the closet by coming out into the real world. Just think.....Nobel Peace Prize.....you can be the first Human Ambassador to the Monster world!
Monsters.....aren't they a dwindling sub-human race, subjected to stereotyping by us mortals? Remember the movie "Monsters Inc.".....they had a remarkable turn around in the movie's ending.....no longer scaring people, but creating smiles & laughter!!
2007-10-15 11:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call me, im great at killing monsters under beds. Although I will have to stay in your room the whole night long while you sleep there to make sure no more come back.
2007-10-15 11:33:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what you get for living in the hood. First thing you have to do is to coax it out with a toy on a string, then you gotta have a baseball bat ready. Once it is visible, whack it!
2007-10-15 11:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
these intsructions
1. get a shotgun
2. get a flashlight
3. get a sawknife
4. w8 til nite
5. blind the monster with the flashlight
6. shoot it with the gun
7. if he still shows signs of life shoot him again
8. if he still shows signs of life pull him out and stab him in the heart
9. if he's still alive throw him 2 the trane tracks
10. sleep calmly at nite
2007-10-15 11:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We ALL have bed monsters. Mine is named Gilderhosen. He likes red rubber balls, and tormenting the cat.
2007-10-15 11:34:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never fear, the Count is on his way to rescue you ! You will let me stay the rest of the night won't you ? I promise I'll be good !
2007-10-15 11:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by The Count 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is a monster doing under your bed!?!?!?!
invite it to diner and offer it a bed to sleep in not under!
2007-10-15 13:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by ¬¬ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You lay off the crack and weed, take a nap on a couch in another room, and then when you wake up you drink some coffee and/or soda to sober up. ;-D
2007-10-15 11:42:13 · answer #9 · answered by ~Knut~Is~Cute~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
scary grab a something if u can other wise jump on ur bed and scare him out...or just scream for help
2007-10-15 11:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the fishing pole!
2007-10-15 11:33:30 · answer #11 · answered by RAWRR annamonster! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋