"Best Come Back Line Ever."
This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
2007-10-15 10:24:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...
"A pumpkin? Shoot...is it midnight already?"
2007-10-15 10:25:13 · update #1
All credit for this hilarious joke goes to a special somebody who knows who they are! lmao
2007-10-15 10:25:49 · update #2
Do you think they ever saw each other again or was it a one night stand? Still laughing...I love this story.
2007-10-15 18:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by patti duke 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOAH! Gwinnett County?
I live there. But yeah, ummm, I wouldn't let him get close to my pumpkin. LOL!
2007-10-15 10:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-03 17:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope there was no lighted candle in the pumkin when he did the deed.
2007-10-15 10:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Thats embarrassing.
2007-10-15 10:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by Tiffa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAAHAH omfg.
wow.
best of luck.my wishes to ya!
2007-10-15 13:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is Hilarious. I love it. That's not my girlfriend.
2007-10-15 10:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by BirdogsID 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, good one. now i'll go share the laughs.
2007-10-15 10:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by Bob 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I just read all of that and I don't get it =/
2007-10-15 10:29:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummm thats one wacked up fruitloop...was he like drunk?
2007-10-15 10:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋