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I was banished to Xarcio and have to serve 10 years at the Collective Penal Farm.....




That's where we collect all the penis'.....

2007-10-15 09:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Cookies Anyone? 5 · 2 1

The charges were dismissed because of the Galactic statute of limitations.

2007-10-15 09:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Great I won the suit and can proceed with demolition of the Earth as soon as I can get the Vogon constructor fleet ready

2007-10-15 09:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Joe 6 · 1 0

```whimper ````` whimper ... not too good ... They said that I was supposed to send brains and ankles to the IGSC not spend my time on Blogs collecting anecdotes.

The Supreme Members of the High Court have weak ankles & failing brains...... I fear my time will be short on this pretty blue marble.

2007-10-15 09:34:52 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1 0

Oh then you do not know...?
Well they were amazed to see me..told me that I was a fake and they had never sent me to this planet..seems there is a big scandal going somewhere nearby, where they create fakes and ship them here.
And I was let off on the condition that I was not involved, rather I was piece of evidence.
So lucky I am...

2007-10-15 22:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by bakhan 4 · 1 0

they threw the book at me.

2007-10-15 09:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

life......served 27 till now.....

2007-10-15 09:29:50 · answer #7 · answered by akash 2 · 1 0

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