Could someone make up a funny poem about a guy called " Wahab " ? :P! it would be cool if it has rhymes ;)

Question

a short one though

Answer 1

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A guy named Wahab bought pie
It tasted like it was made from the sky
Now, Wahab coundn't lie
He was a sky pie kind of guy!
He prepared some toast on rye
He was actually going to try
To put the rye on the sky pie
Wahab smiled and said, "Hi,
you are actually my
pie with rye as good as the sky!"
The rye sky pie made Wahab die
Oh no, Wahab! Oh my!
Wahab, you were a really good guy!
Whatever. So long Wahab. Bye-bye!

LOLOLOL I know it's really stupid and wierd... but it rhymes! It's not short though. Sry! You can take out some of the lines. :P

Answer 2

While a handsome a man named Mohammad Wahab
Was out driving in his shiny new Saab,
A movie was just being cast,
As Wahab in his new car drove past.
The director liked his profile and gave Wahab and his Saab a new job.

Answer 3

Once upon a time, there was a guy named “Wahab.”
He was so boring, all he could do was “Blab! Blab! Blab!”
Wahab had a friend named Habab who was strictly “Fab!”
Everyone loved Habab because he had the gift of gab.

Wahab was jealous of Habab. What to do? What to do?
Wahab said, “I could boil him in a pot of stew! Or drown him a vat of glue!”
But, those wouldn’t be friendly things for him to do.
So, instead he asked Habab to join him for a mug of Brew.

Answer 4

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