ITS 3 oclock in the morning and your neighbor is barking like a dog at your front door? What would you do?

Answer 1

if porch light is on turn it off ,, if off turn it on . and bring weapon of choice with me. then open door slightly, then say with cuban accent ,, someone has some explaining to do,, unquote

Answer 2

Grab a tennis racket and run out the front door in my boxers yelling and swinging the racket at the dog, i would try and scare him off first but if the dog didn't get the picture i would smash the racket over the dogs head and then go inside and get my 22 and shoot a couple of shots in the air and if the dog still hasn't got the message the bye bye doggie.

Answer 3

Throw a bucket of cold water. Works for dogs usually. For neighbors, depends Why is he/she barking for exactly?

Answer 4

Depends on what he's yelling about. Tell him to go away. Threaten to call the cops if neccesary. Be careful to make sure he isn't threatening with weapons.

Answer 5

Call the cops and the nearest psych ward. Let them know they will have a new patient soon.

Answer 6

Call animal control or 911.

Answer 7

Hit them in the shins with the end of my bat through the doggie door. That will teach em.

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Answer 8

Call animal control. Let them deal with it. Peace.

Answer 9

get a bb gun and shoot them in the @$$ like I would a ny animal barking at my door at 3AM

Answer 10

scratch at the door from my side and meow like a cat.