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And do you just clock out and grab your pictures and go or do you play along and give them the sample and hope for the best?

2007-10-15 05:31:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

I blame it on the poppy seed bagels

2007-10-15 05:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by LOL 7 · 6 0

Yep. Would be my last day. But thankfully, I always choose to work at the places where everyone smokes treefer, and the boss agrees we all do better work stoned. When I was a teen, I worked at a place where the manager brought in a 2 foot bong for us!!

2007-10-15 05:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Arraya 6 · 2 0

I keep a ziploc bag of pee in my desk for just such an occasion. On the day in question I simply zip through the break room and warm it up in the microwave to make it seem more realistic. Messed up one time and boiled a hole in the bag!! You think cleaning grape soda out of the freezer is a mess!

2007-10-15 05:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I have a set up like in the movie Gattaka, pouches of urine strapped to my back at all times, with a geneticaly clean wheelchair guy at home not doing drugs and filling them up for me every day.

2007-10-15 05:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by garion b 4 · 2 0

No! They lock the doors no on in and no one out until everyone has been tested and documented.

They have monitors to watch the pee actually come out of your body into the cup and back into the hands of the testing official.

I work for the Goverment. (army strong)

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2007-10-15 05:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by staymay 7 · 1 0

No worries on this end there is only one person here who could pass a drug test. Will give you a hint it's not me or my boss.

2007-10-15 05:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I think a surprise drug test and your last day are related.

I'd try to bluff my way out.

2007-10-15 05:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by Abby O'Normal 6 · 1 0

I don't keep personal things at work for this very reason. There is no hope when it comes to drug testing.

2007-10-15 05:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

it's not legal to do that here

they might get away with making you do that in a job where you were working with vulnerable people or something but in a regular 9 to 5 white collar job - absolutly unthinkable.

2007-10-15 05:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I play along, and always get a date out of the chick that has to stand there and watch you pee

2007-10-15 06:04:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would happily give them a sample....as long as my boss was the one holding the specimen cup.

2007-10-15 05:40:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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