Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy:
READ SLOWLY
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on
the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad
name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below
average.
6. He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
people
have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a
bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending
machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a
couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming y
2007-10-15 04:25:24 · 5 answers · asked by Ink Corporate 7 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
there was more to this than I what I have here. To see the rest go to:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylc=X3oDMTE1djgwdWY4BF9TAzIxMTU1MTcxMTgEc2VjA2Fuc19ub3QEc2xrA3N1YmplY3Q-;_ylv=3?qid=20071015095812AAbnazc
for numbers starting at #15.
2007-10-15 06:06:45 · update #1
I wish I could get drunk and have people listen to me as much as he does.
WTF is 15 about? I don't get it.
2007-10-15 05:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are wonderful. #7 is quite a thought. It may well be true.
2007-10-18 20:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Colin G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#6 is my favorite
2007-10-15 04:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by Just Shandi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was very interesting
2007-10-15 04:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by jas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! lol.
2007-10-15 04:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by gulfbreeze8 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋