Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says "How's my driving? Call 1-800-000-0000".
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you insane.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
2007-10-15
04:20:44
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Jim Jnr M
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The Question is...... How close is this to you,?
2007-10-15
04:21:29 ·
update #1
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
LOL pola mola ...hahahah!
2007-10-15 05:46:54
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answer #1
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answered by "!" 5
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I have no idea where you live or if you go to church but, It seems to me that church would certainly be a good place to meet a woman that would share the same feelings as you do. There are many different things that you can get involved with in a church. There are always things going on. Or you could take an adult evening class in something. Like cooking or some kind of art or music class. What ever your interest are, it's a good way to meet a woman that shares the same kind of things. Then when you do meet a really nice woman, just share your thoughts with her about wanting to be married and have a family.
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answered by kristen 3
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Omg! I know you are talking about me now! I don't add chocolate chips to my eggs, instead I just eat a candy bar for breakfast! But other than that you nailed it! You got a star!
2007-10-15 04:27:28
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answered by Shadows 2
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OMG! So close to me! Mostly 1, 6, 7, 8 and 9. That's a good one. :)
2007-10-15 04:27:03
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answered by Candy 7
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lol none.
the only way to tell when i am, is when i have 6 sometimes 7 meals a day. lol no, cheese and chocs are in my least wanted list. just lots of chilli and sour food will keep me happy!
2007-10-15 04:26:33
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answered by Anonymous
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You better not be making fun of me!!!!!! The last guy who did that is still hanging on my clothes line by the b@lls !! I think maybe I'll reel him in now!! OH! Your question!!! Could be me .........................NO!! I'm a sweet heart it's everybody else that's wacko.............you better be noding your head. See nothing wrong with me!! Right Jimmy Boy????????? Where'd I put that bottle of ibuprofen? aaahhh
2007-10-15 05:17:43
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answered by Polar Molar 7
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haha..
pretty close.. aside from the chocolate chips, driving, and ibuprofen..
2007-10-15 04:25:20
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answered by Anonymous
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omg,thats me,would have let my husband answer that but he's not here,he could have added another 20 things to the list!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-15 04:25:56
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answered by Steph 5
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Hmmmm you've been peeking through my window again!!
I get very humpty at that time!!
2007-10-15 04:32:38
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answered by . 6
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not really. i just have a bad attitude and every one knows to leave me alone.
2007-10-15 04:24:12
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answered by Anonymous
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