What are some Tightwad/Cheapskate insults you can share with me?

Question

I like this one but I need some more:

He's so tight with money he can squeeze a penny and make the Lincoln head scream.

TK go ahead and finish I'm waiting in anticipation.

Answer 1

"When he takes a dollar bill out of his pocket, George Washington blinks at the light. "

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Answer 2

i was going to write you a really long intresting answer .....
but this is all i could manage cause im so tigh