Is my boyfriend obsessed with tanning?

Question

I know nothing about my boyfriend. He is a mystery. We have been together since May. Who is he? Ily.

Answer 1

He could be a super hero if he cloaks his identity that much. But we can rule out the Invisible Man if your boyfriend is obsessed with tanning (wouldn't be much point, would there?)

We can also safely rule out me, since I think I would know if I was dating someone (I used to drink, but not quite that much).

And hopefully we can rule you out as well, since dating oneself is much too nice of a way to say tossing off.

So that leaves us with 6,499,999,998 people in the world, half of whom are women. This narrows it down to 3,249,999,999 men. Since you're probably dating someone who is gay, that would be 324,999,999 possibilities (10%).

I say google them all to find out something about him.

:P