2007-10-15 01:52:06 · 18 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is there a proctologist in the House!!!! oh wait you are sitting on one, carry on then, I wont disturb you anymore!!!
2007-10-15 08:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, as you know Special Sock Puppet, excretion is the process of eliminating waste products of metabolism and other non-useful materials. It’s an essential process in all forms of life – even sock puppets. You’re raising an issue all of us face and we should not shy away from this topic. I’ve passed streamers, felt, string, glue, googly eyes…you name it, I’ve excreted it. We all have.
But one day I tried something new and it has worked out great. Maybe it will work for you, too. One morning while taking a walk, I noticed a single-celled organism discharge waste directly through the surface of its cell! I tried it and, dog-gone-it, it actually works! A few weeks later, I ran into my good friend Fiona Ficus the Tiny Tree and accidentally saw her eliminate gas from her stomata, pores, and leaf surface. Wow, talk about a turn on!
So why not give some of these a try? And if either works, maybe you could help me figure out some better way to absorb sweat so I can keep dry.
2007-10-15 09:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by Goldmind 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
SSP! Didn't granny tell ya' to stay out of that fancy dancy sea food restaurant, and especially not to order the physalia physalis? I know them Latin names made ya think yer a gettin' somethin' real special. But what them words mean is: Portuguese Man of War. Ya' ate a great big plate of them sea critters, and now yer gripin' ' 'bout yer bowels? Damn lucky yer' still alive, cuz The Man o' War is a sorta jellyfish, and has a buncha' real long string things.hangin' down. That's what yer seein' in the pot, and its poison ya' know! So sonny next time ya' get a hankering' fer some tasty vittles come by grannies' house an' I'll bil ya' up a big mess o'grits. In the meantime, stay out a' the dryer. That'd jes' mess yer belly up worse!
2007-10-15 18:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are those things called that eat themselves?? lol.. I'm sure it's some form of cannibalism. You best darn yourself back together before you become just a pile of yarn. *kitty's are lurking and want to play*
2007-10-15 09:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you probably turned cannibal and ate a fellow sock.
2007-10-15 08:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by Spongebob Squarepants 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
May not be the cause of something you ate, perhaps you're nerves are on edge and you're becoming unraveled
2007-10-15 14:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you need a colostomy, or whatever is the equivalent for sock puppets.
2007-10-15 09:48:07 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you been grooming yourself again? I told you not to, pretty soon you'll be hacking up yarn balls as well.Don't say I didn't warn you.
2007-10-15 09:27:42 · answer #8 · answered by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think it's time to turn in your sock for a new one that's your guts coming out.
2007-10-15 08:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by Mo 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yikes.. you have a bad case of yarn worms!!
2007-10-15 08:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by Grammaton Cleric 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋