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2007-10-14 17:08:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Some homeless guy farted while on a pay phone outside 7Eleven.
He dropped the phone and ran like hell.
I guess he thinks farting is like trespassing.
2007-10-14 17:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by *I'm the Best...I Deed It!* 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Actually 3 weird, random things. All in the SF bay area of course! 1.A woman driving a big old station wagon circa 1960's with a huge hog sitting up in the back seat. 2. Young people walking a parade route stark naked on St Patrick's Day. They were painted green. 3. Two young women, topless, skating down a boulevard hand in hand. As they reached their destination (a coffee shop) they put on blouses.
2007-10-14 17:23:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I often wake up, lie still for a couple of minutes, then voice my weird, random thought of the day. My b/f doesn't even know I'm awake. The first time i was like "You know conjoined twins? Do you refer to them as singular or plural?" (It was 6am, forgive me) He thought it was the funniest thing ever. Or sometimes I'll wake up from a dream, and still be half asleep, i'll roll over, look at him and say "You're not so and so" and go back to sleep. "So and so" has included Gabriel Byrne, The Vampire Lestat and Davey Havok.
I'm very random in the mornings.
2007-10-14 17:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was looking outside a huge wall size window in plain view at work. This short little guy comes wobbling up and stops at the ashtray by the front door. He looks into it and starts picking out cigarette butts and starts smoking them. People inside were staring straight at him and he didn't think anything of it. He would even smoke the cigarette butts with lipstick prints and still lite. I thought it was pretty weird.
2007-10-14 17:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by Milo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At a large downtown bus stop I watched this guy throw sandwich meat (salami or bologna) up in the air slice by slice letting it land on everyone there. Many people jumped cause they didn't see it coming.
2007-10-14 17:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was out one night with a friend after hitting the bars. we where behind a van at a red light. next thing you know there is some naked guy who ran out of the van and tried to run around it. the real funny thing was that the light turned green and he was in such a hurry to get back in that he tripped and fell to the ground. he was so drunk that he had trouble getting up. we have never laughed so hard in our lives!
2007-10-14 17:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by carriec 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
well.
i would have to say, when my sister was talking and using hand motions with her fork in her hand.
and the fork went flying out of her hand....
and landed right smack dab in the middle of my dads coffee cup...
splashing coffee all over the table and him...
wow it was just an incredible moment. lol
2007-10-14 17:13:02 · answer #7 · answered by Jenny Jean 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
seening a guy jump a fence butt naked and than go run bk to were they live and sayn im so cold lol it was funny but very weired
2007-10-14 17:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
once when i was in hospital when i had a breakdown, this chick came into my room with a baby the size of a thing of butter and flushed it down my toilette, i asked her how she got it and she showed me a felt tip pen that she has used to self abort it...................................yup it was absolutely horrible. she said she done it because her boyfriend beats her!
2007-10-15 09:25:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so much seen, as heard some one say.
Guy: Is strangling her any way to great your friend?
Girl: Yes!
2007-10-14 17:25:21 · answer #10 · answered by Calvin S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋