Why did the chicken cross the road?
2007-10-14 15:39:15 · 80 answers · asked by live for today 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
she was crossing the border & wanted her egg to get instant citizenship....
2007-10-14 15:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by from HJ 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road because she was lost and there was a gas station on the other side of the road(by the way, this is a girl chicken). She knew that the gas station people would have a map and she could get directions to go to "Chickiewood". She was a performing chicken. She sang opera because she had been taught by Uncle Bunny, who had been in some commercials and was now starring in his own sitcom. Anyway, back to the story. So she asked the attendant how far she was from "Chickiewood". And he said don't worry because he would take her there because he had to make a delivery to a really good friend, a Mister Bun E. Rabbit. She was so happy because that was where she was going to be staying. And she got into his delivery van and headed west. The End.
2007-10-14 15:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it was a bit tipsy cuz it had waaay to much to drink when it was at the chiken bar. it didn't want to drink and drive, so it decided to walk, but accidently mistake the red light for a green light and crossed so he could get to that old car show convention on tht other side. Unfortunatly, a car was driving by at that exact moment (but threw beer goggles it looked like a passing armidillo) and the chiken never made it to the other side. The drivers in the car (who were incedently lobsters) got out to see what they hit, and when they saw it was chiken, they couldn't resist and barbecued ti right there on the street. AWWW, poor, poor, CHIKEN!
2007-10-14 17:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.
2007-10-14 15:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because He Eat A Light Bulb......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TmnZzyWaxw
2007-10-14 15:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
figured that since the chicken coop was lacking roosters, she should go check out whats available at the farm across the road!
2007-10-14 15:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by PLANET ROGUE-POP: 1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he was running from the Robot Chicken.
2007-10-14 16:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he needed to get to the road crossing academy on the other side..
2007-10-14 15:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by another stranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while there's an odd individual preserving scissors, you're sitting in a chair with a bib on, and there seems to be somebody with thinning hair around via fact what's all that on the floor?
2016-10-06 22:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He saw Pam Anderson's Kentucky fried cruelty video.
2007-10-14 15:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Rahouel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it takes one chicken to screw in a light bulb and the job was already taken.
2007-10-14 15:45:06 · answer #11 · answered by pinegirl7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋