A lot of attention has been given to the potential for apes to be our masters. And yet, I feel we often neglect the threat from that other highly intelligent being, the dolphin. These blood thirsty fishes (yes, I know they are technically mammals, but to a dolphin calling them "fish" is an insult - so it stands) patrol the ocean deliberating trying to entangle themselves in tuna nets, thereby directly threatening our commercial fishing activities. Personally, I believe this is just the tip of the iceberg with regards to the covert operations they are planning to attack the human race. Is there enough community support to lead a preemptive strike on these evil beasts, or should we wait for more conclusive evidence of WMD's?
2007-10-14 14:27:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What the government won't tell you is not only have they learned how to communicate with dolphins (learning they are survivors of a far advanced race from a water planet that crashed here centuries ago), they also taste like chicken, lower cholesterol, lower blood pressure, burn fat with no after effects, clear acne, increase your libido (I'll explain that later), prevent baldness, prevent body odor and bad breath AND gives you x-ray vision. Dolphin is good for you. They aren't trying to threaten fishing, they're sacrificing themselves for our health.
2007-10-14 16:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Hitchhiker's Guide says that dolphins are the second most intelligent species on earth. The first being mice.
2007-10-14 14:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by Don't Panic! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Planet of the Apes movies were pure fantasy... and we are training porpoises (dolphin is a fish.. porpoise is a mammal) to be their own WMD's...not the other way around..
2007-10-14 14:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by I Can Count To Potato 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The most frightening part is that the US military (I'm not sure about the Australian military... do you even have one) have equipped these 'fish' with heat seeker missiles to track down and destroy, not only enemy nuclear subs, but also Greenpeace hemp tugs.
2007-10-14 14:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is their mentality..'little do the humans know that we have perfected the ability to walk on land!! soon we will launch the pre-emptive strike with our WMDs!! All we have to worry about is G.W. Bush and horrible music by Akon!!!
2007-10-14 14:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by cannon_primed 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you should talk to your Dr about this. He may be able to help you out, by perscribing some kind of medication for people with your problem
2007-10-14 14:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by Carebear 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmm, dolphin steaks!
2007-10-14 14:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, are you scared of dolphins?
2007-10-14 14:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so glad that you have spawned little creatures to pass your wonderfulness down to.
2007-10-14 14:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, you've had your say, now get back in the attic so the neighbors don't see you.
2007-10-14 14:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋