how do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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you open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the door
how do you get an elephant into a refrigferator?
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you open the refrigerator, TAKE OUT THE GIRAFFE, put the elephant in and close the refrigerator
There is a big meeting and every animal except one is there. which one is not there?
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the elephant. remember you just put him in the refrigerator!
You have to cross a crocodile infested river without any boat whatsoever. how do you get across?
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you swim across. all of the crocodiles are at the meeting!
did you know most professors got all four of those wrong but most 4 year olds got them all right???
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2007-10-14 14:17:39 · 31 answers · asked by julia❀✿ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hmmm, I gotta say you got me on a few of those too. Pretty sad that a kid can understand it but most adults can't!
2007-10-14 14:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by Shadows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot:
What did Tarzan say when he say the elephants?
Here come the elephants.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants with sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them because they had their sunglasses on.
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway bag?
Scratch the S out of safe and the F out of way. What's that you say? There's no f in way?
2007-10-14 21:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for that! I always love to laugh and that was good.
I believe professors would get it wrong. They tend to put too much thought into a simple question. LOL
2007-10-14 21:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol >>maybe the 4 year olds can teach the professors something
2007-10-15 22:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-10-14 21:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by pockets 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute but it did not make me laugh. i did think it was funny, but the only thing that can make me laugh is this really funny (and hot) dude in my Geography class and the show "drake and josh" (i dont know why but that show is soooooo funny i like roll on the floor laughing)
2007-10-14 21:23:24 · answer #6 · answered by nope 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a great one i laughed and showed my husband he laughed too. doesnt mr smoothie know that the giraffe went to the meeting.. what a blonde.. lol.. thanks for the chuckles ..
2007-10-15 19:37:32 · answer #7 · answered by honeytree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah.
I LOVE this joke
it never gets old
Ive heard it before
2007-10-14 21:28:30 · answer #8 · answered by thats her. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you made me chuckle a little bit.
2007-10-14 21:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-14 21:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋