I was sunbathing nude a few years ago,and i was in the back yard. Ididn't know my elderly neighbor had opened her window and was looking outside. I raised up to put lotion on and i heard her say "honey i remember when my boobs didn't hang down to my knees,mine were perky just like hers........
2007-10-14 13:35:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anjellikka 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHA thats funy. Mine involves a talent show, confused lyrics, and a bad audience...
2007-10-14 13:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by SiSi 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was 13 or 14 and in my class we were taking a test, I finished early, and still had an hour left, so I fell asleep. I sat in the very back of the class, cause we had to split up for the test. So while asleep I apparently had a wet dream... yea.. so apparently was wanking in my sleep and unzipped in my sleep.. o_o. I don't remember what the dream was, but I had both hands under the table, paper in front of my baby maker... so then someone coughed really loud and I woke up from that. The teacher was picking up test, I put mine on my desk waiting. Then I felt a cold breeze on the center of my pants and saw my hotdog just hanging there. I quickly zipped it up. Then I looked at my test and saw j!zz all over it.. by them the teacher had already picked it up without noticing the baby water...
2016-05-22 14:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by flor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a few years ago when I lived at my parents house, i was in our family room watching television. A bat flew down through the chimney, and i started to freak out. Did i mention that i was watching T.V. in my underwear. The bat started to swoop at me , so i opened the sliding glass doors to go outside to get away fron that bat. I made it, but then i realized that i was standing in my front yard, while only wearing my underwear. Our neighbors were having a Nazarene kids party across the street, and there i was standing in my front yard with 30 kids, and there parents staring at me. I hid behind a bush until my mom came down, got the bat to fly out , and let me in.
2007-10-14 13:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by out for justice. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S HYSTERICAL! Haha! Once I tripped up the UP escolators b/c my foot got caught on my bff Kassi's bag when I was running up...Good Times!
I was about 13 and I liked this boy. So I made up a fake screen name and siad I was from a school close to ours. I wanted to know if he liked me. So I was talking on my screenname and my fake one and I said (thinking I was myself) Isn't that Maddie girl annoying she's asking me who I like!! Then I looked and it said Maddiex3x3!
I was so embarrassed I didnt talk to him 4 a week.
2007-10-14 13:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was more awkward than embarrassing. I was half asleep when I answer the door for my neighbor and I was naked. Fortunately she knew we were nudist and blew the whole thing off.
NiF
2007-10-16 02:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by fl_nudie_boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tipped over a parked car while running through a parking lot.
2007-10-14 13:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by Katie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny. mine is during a big history test. the whole room was quiet, and i accidentally farted. omg, it was so embarrassing! i dealt with the embarrassment for the next two years :)
2007-10-14 13:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.oh god thats embarrassing..mine was using the bushes as the toilet on a picnic once..and lets just say it was loud
2007-10-14 13:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my wife came home while i was mastrubating in the living room and caught me ....... and I didn't hear her drive up and unlock the door ...... i assume she saw me,but she never said anything and neither did I and it has never came up years later so I dont know .....
2007-10-14 13:40:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
catching my ex boyfriends father in the toilet
2007-10-14 13:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by Christa D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋