Just one, but a Democrat will criticize each turn.
2007-10-14 12:42:27 · 20 answers · asked by George 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
None, Republicans aren't afraid of the dark.
2007-10-14 12:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Mike W 7 · 5⤊ 7⤋
LOL. I like it. They want communism. Call it democracy or what the hell ever. Its communism plain and simple. Democracy is not FREEDOM dems. Read what was written by your party's founder(Thomas Jefferson circa.1792). Funny thing was, he was a freemason as well. Hmm. Kind of an interesting slant coming from him.
Henry the VIII: Funny you should say such a thing. Considering the IBEW still operates like it's 1942. Talk about Archaic!!! Last time i checked a vast majority of them were ummm DEMS.
2007-10-14 13:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Screw in a light bulb? Don't you know that Republicans don't get their hands dirty!? They would hire a contractor to do it, preferably Halliburton, Kellogg Brown and Root or Blackwater, over pay them and give them ammunity against law suits if someone gets hurt when the light bulb breaks, explodes or short ciruits.
KUDOS to Longhaired Freaky Person! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I could vote for you for best answer!
2007-10-14 12:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by jersey girl in exile 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Actually I am surprised that a Republican knows what a light bulb is. They seem to want to move the nation backward and at the rate they seem to want to move they will have us back in the time before lightbulbs in just a few years.
2007-10-14 12:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
* Just one, but when it comes on, you have to pay Al Gore carbon credits.
* Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to explain to the democrat cashier selling the light bulb how to make change from a $5 bill.
* None. That's Hillary walking by? Uhhh, I've just eaten. Think I'll leave the light off for a while. Better for my digestion.
2007-10-14 12:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2⤊ 6⤋
Six:
One to blame the Islamofascists for making the light go out.
One to give a billion-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton and Blackwater for "unspecified light bulb infrastructure services".
One to blame Clinton for his pro-darkness policies.
One to open the borders so a Mexican immigrant can change the light bulb for less than an American worker.
And, of course, two to have gay sex in the darkness.
2007-10-14 12:50:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 17⤊ 1⤋
Just one but an infinite number of light bulbs. For some reason none of the light bulbs light ups ;-)
2007-10-14 12:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
and heres the followup. how many democrats does it take to screw the republicans who put in the light bulb...an over ride majority..socialism is on the horizon.
2007-10-14 12:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
It takes dozens (some get the materials, some engineer it, some build it, some distribute it) but the Republicans delude themselves into thinking you only need one, self-reliant person.
2007-10-14 12:48:16 · answer #9 · answered by ideogenetic 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
It takes about 3 years and halliburton's expertise.
total cost: 8.3 million.
HAHAH Longhaired Freaky Person
2007-10-14 12:52:47 · answer #10 · answered by Kevy 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
None. They will screw in the light bulb when they prise it from my cold, dead fingers.
2007-10-14 12:45:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋