Republicans...........what would you think.......?

Question

What would you think if our nation had a Democrat President, and the Congress was largely Democratic? I want you to think HARD about this.........and not give a snap judgment. TRY real HARD to think about what GOOD things they have done in the past 25 years or so.....and project that forward to our near future. Give those poor folks a chance here........let's come up with some good answers to bolster ourselves up a bit ! Okay? First one to jump in on the answers deserves a frog in their pool. Let's go. . . . . . . .

Answer 1

Conservative thought and speech would be legally defined as hate speech.

Disagreement with the government would be a capital crime.

The tax rate would be 75%.

All industries would move out of the US, we wouldn't have jobs, the welfare state would be broke in about 20 minutes and the Japanese would take over.

Answer 2

When did America become The Soviet Union of The 21st Century ? Of The Democrats, By The Democrats, For The Democrats ? I Don't Think So !

Answer 3

Based upon what democrats have delivered to the door steps of this country in the last 25 years, the next 25 will solidly cement their march toward socialism. If you think the voting public is dumb now, just wait!

Answer 4

> > A Condensed Version of History
> >
> > For those that don't know about history... here is a condensed version.
> >
> > Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic
> > hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and
> > would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
> >
> > The two most important events in all of history were the invention of
> > beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to
> > the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were
> > the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
> >
> > 1. Liberals
> >
> > 2. Conservatives.
> >
> > Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning
> > of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet,
> > so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be
> > invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.
> >
> > That's how villages were formed.
> >
> > Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at
> > night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known
> > as the Conservative movement.
> >
> > Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live
> > off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the
> > sewing, fetching, and hair dressing This was the beginning of the Liberal
> > movement.
> >
> > Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest
> > became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
> > domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the
> > concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that
> > conservatives provided.
> >
> > Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most
> > powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the
> > jackass.
> >
> > Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
> > white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef
> > well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another
> > interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher
> > testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury
> > attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood land group therapists are
> > liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't
> > fair to make the pitcher also bat.
> >
> > Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for
> > their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,
> > construction workers, firemen, entrepreneurs, medical doctors, police
> > officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who
> > works productively.
> >
> > Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to
> > work for a living.
> >
> > Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers
> > and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are
> > more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained
> > in Europe when conservatives were coming to America They crept in after the
> > Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for
> > nothing.
> >
> > Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a
> > Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before
> > forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the
> > absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to
> > other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off

Answer 5

I have already thought about it, it would be a disaster for the United States. But then again, there might be a silver lining in such a disaster.
If the country survives.

Answer 6

id have one hand on my wallet and the other hand on the crack of..... you see the confiscatory taxation and failed welfare schemes are as much if not more than the average working person can handle.